Hei (Li Shenshung) (
mortemscintilla) wrote in
poly_chromatic2013-02-22 11:21 pm
♦ ♦ 20th Contract - Video/Action For Housemates
[ The feed clicks on to a familiar sight. 'Li' being 'Li' -- placidly preoccupied with cooking. A spread of ingredients -- a slab of dough, grated vegetables, minced beef -- are in bowls on the kitchen counter. But it's apparent that the kitchen isn't his. It's too large, too well-appointed. But Li opens shelves, takes out pots and utensils, as if he's familiar with the setting. Moving to the fridge, he cracks it open to peer inside. ]
[ And scowls. ]
[ Pitching his voice to a yell -- ] You forgot the milk. Again [ -- he reaches inside to withdraw two eggs. ] One simple task. And she can't do that right...
[ Such a sweet-tempered hubby. Whatever dish he's making is surely filled with love. Halfway to the counter, he nearly trips over something lying on the floor. Glowering, he stoops to collect a child's colorful softball. ] ...It's like living in a damn toybox... [ Grumblegrumble. Hopefully he's not this charming all the time. (Spoiler: he is.) ]
[ (Ain't family life grand?) ]
[ OOC: Hit with Family Day! Mad Hatter, July, Yin and Hei are a merry (dysfunctional :|) fambly bunch. Threadjacking is mightily encouraged! Go forth and spread chaos! ^^ ]
[ And scowls. ]
[ Pitching his voice to a yell -- ] You forgot the milk. Again [ -- he reaches inside to withdraw two eggs. ] One simple task. And she can't do that right...
[ Such a sweet-tempered hubby. Whatever dish he's making is surely filled with love. Halfway to the counter, he nearly trips over something lying on the floor. Glowering, he stoops to collect a child's colorful softball. ] ...It's like living in a damn toybox... [ Grumblegrumble. Hopefully he's not this charming all the time. (Spoiler: he is.) ]
[ (Ain't family life grand?) ]
[ OOC: Hit with Family Day! Mad Hatter, July, Yin and Hei are a merry (dysfunctional :|) fambly bunch. Threadjacking is mightily encouraged! Go forth and spread chaos! ^^ ]

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[ Pretend you didn't hear Daddy swearing. (Part of him wonders if the wifey sent the boy to keep an eye on him. But it doesn't matter either way.) He schools his expression to something a bit more pleasantly neutral, ]
Did you need something, July? [ Juice? A sandwich, maybe? ]
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[ Anyway. It's preferable to the wife's ever-running mouth. ]
Want to give me a hand with the pelmeni?
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[It's not the curse that causes it, but she can take some initiative and understand the lack of milk is a problem, because it's a problem for Hei.]
Should I go get some?
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It's fine. I'll get it myself when I go out later. [ Want something done right, etc etc. ]
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[That settled, she seats herself at the table and decides to just watch, much like July is doing. What wonderful things she will learn from watching him interact with Hatter.]
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[ She won't learn anything useful watching Mommy and Daddy interact. Except maybe how to not be like them. ]
Should I drop you off at the Welcome Center later today, Yin? Or are you taking the day off? [ Please say no. He needs the excuse to get out of the house. ]
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Darling, if you had remembered to put it on the list, the delivery boy would have brought it along with everything else.
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If you'd handle the list yourself instead of putting everything on me, we wouldn't keep having this problem.
[ Yep. Someone has binged on bitchflakes this morning. ]
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Well, you know how hopeless in the kitchen I am.
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[ At her words, he quirks a humorless brow, ]
I'm well aware of your hopelessness. [ In this, as in all things. ]
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[There's July. That's almost normal. But...there's this other person. Still. Quiet. Are they alive? He wants to poke her, but the food! He has to go over to it, first. He'll poke the strange girl later.]
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Good morning Setsuna.
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[Then he looks confused and points to the silent, not moving girl. Then he points to 'Li'. 'Why are they here?']
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Yes, they're going out later for milk since it seems it was left off the grocery list someone made. But breakfast should be ready soon.
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He's deformed. He somehow has a blush on his cheeks EVEN THOUGH HE'S COVERED IN FUR.
And Hei and Yin have gone completely insane.
Mao throws himself dramatically on the floor (WHY IS HE THROWING HIMSELF DRAMATICALLY? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIM?!) and contemplates fleeing out the front door. Hei and Yin can take care of themselves.]
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[His traitorous adorable body purrs. This is so undignified.]
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Oh well, as long as Sabin doesn't eat it.]
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