♦ ♦ 20th Contract - Video/Action For Housemates

[mortemscintilla]

[ The feed clicks on to a familiar sight. 'Li' being 'Li' -- placidly preoccupied with cooking. A spread of ingredients -- a slab of dough, grated vegetables, minced beef -- are in bowls on the kitchen counter. But it's apparent that the kitchen isn't his. It's too large, too well-appointed. But Li opens shelves, takes out pots and utensils, as if he's familiar with the setting. Moving to the fridge, he cracks it open to peer inside. ]

[ And scowls. ]

[ Pitching his voice to a yell -- ] You forgot the milk. Again [ -- he reaches inside to withdraw two eggs. ] One simple task. And she can't do that right...

[ Such a sweet-tempered hubby. Whatever dish he's making is surely filled with love. Halfway to the counter, he nearly trips over something lying on the floor. Glowering, he stoops to collect a child's colorful softball. ] ...It's like living in a damn toybox... [ Grumblegrumble. Hopefully he's not this charming all the time. (Spoiler: he is.) ]

[ (Ain't family life grand?) ]

[ OOC: Hit with Family Day! Mad Hatter, July, Yin and Hei are a merry (dysfunctional :|) fambly bunch. Threadjacking is mightily encouraged! Go forth and spread chaos! ^^ ]

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[moonlitrequiem]

[Well, that settles that. Yin makes a mental note to see about finding a vet.]

[maoser]

[Mao growls and glowers at Hei. He's too cute for it to be very effective.]

This body has already been neutered. Unfortunately, cats in heat will try to mate with just about anything.

[Spring. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. He hates spring.]

[moonlitrequiem]

[Never mind, then. She turns her deadeye stare from Mao to Hei. And no, the fact the family pet can talk doesn't seem to be an issue.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ A talking cat? Pls, Yin-chan. That's perfectly normal in a household where the wife keeps killer goats and has Lucifer as a houseguest. ]

[moonlitrequiem]

[She neither knows or cares that the houseguest is Lucifer. Does that mean anything?]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Not to Contractors or Dolls it doesn't. ]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Not effective at all. A performance of Pagliacci would be more imposing. ]

Then the best we can do is keep you indoors. [ In the shape Mao's in (the curse conveniently tells him Mao's always been that shape), he doubts the cat would be able to outrun his abhorrent admirers. ]