♦ ♦ 20th Contract - Video/Action For Housemates

[mortemscintilla]

[ The feed clicks on to a familiar sight. 'Li' being 'Li' -- placidly preoccupied with cooking. A spread of ingredients -- a slab of dough, grated vegetables, minced beef -- are in bowls on the kitchen counter. But it's apparent that the kitchen isn't his. It's too large, too well-appointed. But Li opens shelves, takes out pots and utensils, as if he's familiar with the setting. Moving to the fridge, he cracks it open to peer inside. ]

[ And scowls. ]

[ Pitching his voice to a yell -- ] You forgot the milk. Again [ -- he reaches inside to withdraw two eggs. ] One simple task. And she can't do that right...

[ Such a sweet-tempered hubby. Whatever dish he's making is surely filled with love. Halfway to the counter, he nearly trips over something lying on the floor. Glowering, he stoops to collect a child's colorful softball. ] ...It's like living in a damn toybox... [ Grumblegrumble. Hopefully he's not this charming all the time. (Spoiler: he is.) ]

[ (Ain't family life grand?) ]

[ OOC: Hit with Family Day! Mad Hatter, July, Yin and Hei are a merry (dysfunctional :|) fambly bunch. Threadjacking is mightily encouraged! Go forth and spread chaos! ^^ ]

Comments

[maoser]

[Mao had been busy grumbling to himself, but when he notices Hatter looking at him, he immediately meows and begins purring. It's a humiliating act, but he has a cover to maintain.]

[indecent_butterfly]

[Ne could care less, and it wouldn't bother nem in the least if the cat spoke--one of the Seven Satans is now a mindless creature and demons speak at their masters' whim.]

Careful little one that the other house pets do not decide you are lunch instead of family.

[maoser]

[ERK.]