Hei (Li Shenshung) (
mortemscintilla) wrote in
poly_chromatic2013-02-22 11:21 pm
♦ ♦ 20th Contract - Video/Action For Housemates
[ The feed clicks on to a familiar sight. 'Li' being 'Li' -- placidly preoccupied with cooking. A spread of ingredients -- a slab of dough, grated vegetables, minced beef -- are in bowls on the kitchen counter. But it's apparent that the kitchen isn't his. It's too large, too well-appointed. But Li opens shelves, takes out pots and utensils, as if he's familiar with the setting. Moving to the fridge, he cracks it open to peer inside. ]
[ And scowls. ]
[ Pitching his voice to a yell -- ] You forgot the milk. Again [ -- he reaches inside to withdraw two eggs. ] One simple task. And she can't do that right...
[ Such a sweet-tempered hubby. Whatever dish he's making is surely filled with love. Halfway to the counter, he nearly trips over something lying on the floor. Glowering, he stoops to collect a child's colorful softball. ] ...It's like living in a damn toybox... [ Grumblegrumble. Hopefully he's not this charming all the time. (Spoiler: he is.) ]
[ (Ain't family life grand?) ]
[ OOC: Hit with Family Day! Mad Hatter, July, Yin and Hei are a merry (dysfunctional :|) fambly bunch. Threadjacking is mightily encouraged! Go forth and spread chaos! ^^ ]
[ And scowls. ]
[ Pitching his voice to a yell -- ] You forgot the milk. Again [ -- he reaches inside to withdraw two eggs. ] One simple task. And she can't do that right...
[ Such a sweet-tempered hubby. Whatever dish he's making is surely filled with love. Halfway to the counter, he nearly trips over something lying on the floor. Glowering, he stoops to collect a child's colorful softball. ] ...It's like living in a damn toybox... [ Grumblegrumble. Hopefully he's not this charming all the time. (Spoiler: he is.) ]
[ (Ain't family life grand?) ]
[ OOC: Hit with Family Day! Mad Hatter, July, Yin and Hei are a merry (dysfunctional :|) fambly bunch. Threadjacking is mightily encouraged! Go forth and spread chaos! ^^ ]

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[Yes, he heard that. He looks up at mommy.]
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[He doesn't want to go if mommy is not there.]
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[Momma's boy.]
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[Let him explain to them why he doesn't want to be around his wife.]
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Very good, July. You may be better than your father one day.
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[(Although he's sure they can sense an entire whirlpool of Not Rightness between them. Kids always know.) ]
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[ He lies. ] I figured mommy could use a break. To have fun on her own. [ re: Away from him. He hesitates, then concedes with an inward scowl, ] Unless you want to make a foursome of the trip?
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Of course. It'll be loads of fun. [ Fun like getting bengay and rock-salts rubbed in the eyes. ]
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[Unless you want to go to the mall and have nem spending your money?]
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Great idea. Caged and desperate animals, longing for freedom. What's not to enjoy? [ Oh, how he sympathizes with their plight. ]
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They aren't caged. There's no cage that could hold a T-rex.
The park then? Or out for ice cream.
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No cage. Except maybe wedlock. [ The jibe is delivered with a pleasant smile. ]
Both sound fine. [ He could use the fresh air and the comfort food. ]
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