33 - Armed To The Teeth Against Love

[worldofourown]

What the hell is this?!!

[ The impressive shout emerges, not from a man, but a teddy-bear. Lying on the pavement, kicking his tiny arms and legs feebly. Hi, Karl. ]

Of all the pathetic, worthless, idiotic -- !

[ A stream of profanities. Such a mouth Mr. Teddy has. Not PG-rated at all. ]

[OOC: Karl is a teddy-bear. Lol. Have at him! ]

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[asofwar]

Toys talking as well, now?

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[worldofourown]

I am no toy.

[ Tiny legs pedaling furiously. ]

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[asofwar]

No? I have seen your kin in stores all over the City.

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[sympathyforme]

Aw. How precious.

[For now? Day made.]

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[worldofourown]

Burn in Hell.

[ Oh wait. It's Lucifer. No use. ]

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[sympathyforme]

You know, I really think I can't.

So. How fluffy are you?

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[sangreine]

[If it isn't Karl's heart's desire. Or worst nightmare, in this instance. Now with short hair, but very little more verbal comprehension, Saya happens to be meandering through the streets, exploring her new surroundings with wide-eyed wonder.]

[She spots the teddy and stoops down, peering quizzically at it. What's this thing?]

action \^^/

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[ Amazing, how he can sense her proximity. Even when his innards are cotton instead of veins-&-blood. How do teddy bears even speak or feel? He'll never know. He must stay perfectly still. Absolutely quiet. This is not how he wants his reunion with Saya to go. ]

[ Unfortunately a muffled yelp escapes him. ]

[ Oh no. ]

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[beyourarmy]

[Setsuna grins, viciously, which isn't something he usually does.]

Oh. Look at this. I think I recognize that voice. [He leans over to pick Karl up.] Not so prim and proper now. But definitely very, very cute. [He lightly taps Karl's nose.]

action! X3

[worldofourown]

[ He doesn't like that smile. Doesn't like it at all. Unsuccessfully, he tries to escape the Cherub's hold. ]

[ wigglewigglewigglewiggle -- yeah. ]

Put. Me. Down.

[bitingly]

I didn't think teddy bears could talk.

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I AM NOT A TEDDY BEAR!

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[haring_to_go]

[ Liam's face goes white as he hears that shout. No matter what the source, he could hardly mistake his employer's voice! Rushing over, morning coffee forgotten in his haste, he waves his arms ]

Master Karl. Be quiet! [ Just think of the children. All their childhoods are ruined --

Oh shit.

It's a teddy bear. gdi, Karl's actually cute now. He's never going to hear the end of this. ]

[worldofourown]

[ Children? Children? FUCK THE CHILDREN. HE IS A TEDDY BEAR. GET HIM OFF THE STREET BEFORE HE'S ABDUCTED! His face remains endearingly babyish. But there is a boiling venom in his voice. ]

Don't tell me what to do!

Later in the day?

[byherscore]

[ Diva was restless, plotting her reunion, wanting to see her dear, little sister again. And so she wandered, touching things, breaking them.

It was all one and the same to her, but --

There was a single problem. With Saya here, it was but a matter of time before she came for her, for her unborn children, the innocent. It was an irony that completely escaped her.

But still, as she wandered, she discovered something strange and that was an unattended teddy bear. So fluffy, so cute, so... utterly nauseating. Reaching down, she scooped him up. What she does next, well... that entirely depends on Karl. ]

Yep<33

[worldofourown]

[ Like any Chevalier, he's equal parts adoring and terrified of his Queen. But now the terror ratchets higher. She's always loomed large for him, despite how very petite she is. But from this vantage-point, she seems monstrous. ]

[ He makes a whimpering noise -- either dismay or pleading. ]

Diva...

[ DON'T TEAR ME TO PIECES 8( ]

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[valentineluke]

[Keeping his amusement private to spare center-of-everybody's-attention-you a little dignity.]

[prosopopoeia]

[ She stands over him silently. ]

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[ Somewhere in the depths of his fluffy chest, a chill creeps in. He wiggles ineffectually. ]

Keep away.

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[virginwings]

[What is all that noise? To find out, one (1) blue haired ten year old girl follows the string of cursing right to Teddy-Karl. --Oooooooh!]

[Gazelle crouches down, setting her A-T to the side of her, and peers at him.] You talked!

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[ He squirms like a furry starfish. ]

D-Don't touch me!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... How cute.

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[worldofourown]

[ Too bad teddies can't shoot dirty looks. ]

Don't you start.

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[favoritetraitor]

[Very glad to have been left out of this assignment of curses.]

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[favoritetraitor]

... shall I ask Nathan to come get you?

[It's the least he can do.]