33 - Armed To The Teeth Against Love

[worldofourown]

What the hell is this?!!

[ The impressive shout emerges, not from a man, but a teddy-bear. Lying on the pavement, kicking his tiny arms and legs feebly. Hi, Karl. ]

Of all the pathetic, worthless, idiotic -- !

[ A stream of profanities. Such a mouth Mr. Teddy has. Not PG-rated at all. ]

[OOC: Karl is a teddy-bear. Lol. Have at him! ]

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[beyourarmy]

Because you're a horrible asshole! And I shouldn't be taking you down! [Don't ask for logic right now, from Setsuna, of all people.]

[worldofourown]

[ He's drained from the yelling. His voice is quieter, but full of vitriol. ]

Yet here you are.

[ Weirdo. ]

[beyourarmy]

Yes. I know. This is stupid, but I'm doing it anyway. No one really deserves to be left like that.

[Crazy mother-fucker.]

[worldofourown]

[ He huffs. ]

Diva would agree with you.

[beyourarmy]

[Setsuna's voice is very soft and quiet when he answers. He's also a bit stiff, staring off.]

Yeah, apparently. She broke something when we talked about being caged up.

[worldofourown]

[ He squirms again. This time in real anger. ]

Don't bring up that rubbish with her. We don't. Why should you?

[beyourarmy]

Hey, knock it off. How was I supposed to know? It's not like people say what things bothers them right away. Besides, that makes her the first person, other than Alexiel, I've talked that really understands what it was like!

[worldofourown]

I already told you she'd been locked in a tower.

Use your common sense.

[ Indignant on Diva's behalf. ]

[beyourarmy]

I didn't remember. [He looks really pained about that. He honestly hadn't.]

[worldofourown]

[ Oh, Cherub. You're hopeless. ]

[ HUFF HUFF HUFF. ]

[beyourarmy]

[Yeah, he is. And even starting to cry. That upsets him the most of everything - that he forgot something like that.]

Well, let's get you home. You'll get all dirty and gross out here.

[worldofourown]

[AND CRY HE SHOULD. HOW DARE HE UPSET DIVA?! Karl is a jerk. He hasn't forgiven Setsuna for getting between Saya and himself. He can't. ]

Fine.

[ Get crackin' 8V ]

[beyourarmy]

[Setsuna wouldn't argue that right now. Which is why he's quiet about it, and keeps Karl close to his chest. And once there....]

You know, you're way cuter as a teddy bear. Too bad you can't stay like this.

[And a kiss to Karl's forehead. Whether it's to be an ass or something else, though, that's up for debate.]

[worldofourown]

[ All you get in reply is an outraged snarl. ]

[ MOTHERFFFFUUUUUUU -- ]

[beyourarmy]

[And Setsuna laughs. Takes him inside and puts Karl on a couch.]

Bye, Karl. Be good. [Sickening grin, then he leaves.]

[worldofourown]

[ THIS ICON. ]

[ FOREVERMORE. ]

[beyourarmy]

[Yeah, yeah. Come do something about it, crazy-ass chiropteran!]

[worldofourown]

[ HE SHALL. ]

[beyourarmy]

[Setsuna will be ready!]