33 - Armed To The Teeth Against Love

[worldofourown]

What the hell is this?!!

[ The impressive shout emerges, not from a man, but a teddy-bear. Lying on the pavement, kicking his tiny arms and legs feebly. Hi, Karl. ]

Of all the pathetic, worthless, idiotic -- !

[ A stream of profanities. Such a mouth Mr. Teddy has. Not PG-rated at all. ]

[OOC: Karl is a teddy-bear. Lol. Have at him! ]

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[asofwar]

Toys talking as well, now?

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[sympathyforme]

Aw. How precious.

[For now? Day made.]

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[sangreine]

[If it isn't Karl's heart's desire. Or worst nightmare, in this instance. Now with short hair, but very little more verbal comprehension, Saya happens to be meandering through the streets, exploring her new surroundings with wide-eyed wonder.]

[She spots the teddy and stoops down, peering quizzically at it. What's this thing?]

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[beyourarmy]

[Setsuna grins, viciously, which isn't something he usually does.]

Oh. Look at this. I think I recognize that voice. [He leans over to pick Karl up.] Not so prim and proper now. But definitely very, very cute. [He lightly taps Karl's nose.]

[bitingly]

I didn't think teddy bears could talk.

[haring_to_go]

[ Liam's face goes white as he hears that shout. No matter what the source, he could hardly mistake his employer's voice! Rushing over, morning coffee forgotten in his haste, he waves his arms ]

Master Karl. Be quiet! [ Just think of the children. All their childhoods are ruined --

Oh shit.

It's a teddy bear. gdi, Karl's actually cute now. He's never going to hear the end of this. ]

Later in the day?

[byherscore]

[ Diva was restless, plotting her reunion, wanting to see her dear, little sister again. And so she wandered, touching things, breaking them.

It was all one and the same to her, but --

There was a single problem. With Saya here, it was but a matter of time before she came for her, for her unborn children, the innocent. It was an irony that completely escaped her.

But still, as she wandered, she discovered something strange and that was an unattended teddy bear. So fluffy, so cute, so... utterly nauseating. Reaching down, she scooped him up. What she does next, well... that entirely depends on Karl. ]

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[valentineluke]

[Keeping his amusement private to spare center-of-everybody's-attention-you a little dignity.]

[prosopopoeia]

[ She stands over him silently. ]

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[virginwings]

[What is all that noise? To find out, one (1) blue haired ten year old girl follows the string of cursing right to Teddy-Karl. --Oooooooh!]

[Gazelle crouches down, setting her A-T to the side of her, and peers at him.] You talked!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... How cute.

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[favoritetraitor]

[Very glad to have been left out of this assignment of curses.]