33 - Armed To The Teeth Against Love

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What the hell is this?!!

[ The impressive shout emerges, not from a man, but a teddy-bear. Lying on the pavement, kicking his tiny arms and legs feebly. Hi, Karl. ]

Of all the pathetic, worthless, idiotic -- !

[ A stream of profanities. Such a mouth Mr. Teddy has. Not PG-rated at all. ]

[OOC: Karl is a teddy-bear. Lol. Have at him! ]

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[ This is sickening. It's too familiar. Too much like being strapped on a cold table. Senses filled with antiseptic smells, medical jargon and bleeping machinery. ]

[ He thrashes like a caught fish. ]

STOP IT.

[ Owowowowowow!!! ]

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[ Snip. Snip snip snip snip. She cuts it into pieces, which are then put back into the paper bag. ]

[ What to take next? Maybe his little nose. ]

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[ It's like being dissected all over again. An absolute nightmare. Oh, she will pay. Too bad threats delivered from teddies lose considerable impact. ]

You psychotic bitch.

You're even more insane than I am.

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[ Snip. Snip. Snip. ]

[ Insane? Maybe she is, a little. She can accept that, has earned those scars. But she is nowhere near to Karl's level. ]

[ Snip snip snip. ]

[ The eyes are next. Then the other arm, then the legs. Then she's going to separate his head from his body. ]

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[ No. No. Nonononono. ]

[ All he can do is flop and flail. To onlookers, the scene would be to cute-macabre than hideous-gory. But that doesn't stop Karl from shrieking epithets. ]

[ For a teddy-bear, he has an impressive set of lungs. ]

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[ She puts all of the pieces into the bag, and leaves them there a while. She's gone off to prepare something outside, up on the roof of the buildings. She's gone for quite some time, leaving him to shriek. ]

[ She returns, and picks up the bag. It's another blind march up to the roof, but this time there is no emergence into light. ]

[ No. She has a trash can, oil-drum style, prepared. The chemical can easily strip down wires and chips. She doesn't think it will have any trouble with a teddy bear. ]

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[ The wait is worse than the cutting. The chill anticipation. The dreadful unspoolings of an antic imagination. He doesn't know what else is in store when she picks the bag up. But it can't be good. ]

[ Lo and behold. It's not. ]

[ He gives one final impressive scream before he's dumped into the fizzling solution. Bye bye, Teddy. ]

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[ She doesn't stay to watch. She dusts off her hands and returns downstairs. ]

[ Fucker. ]

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[ With little bubbling hisses, the teddy dissolves. ]

[ Ballsarewasted. Wastesareballsted. Ballstedwastdedededed... ]