33 - Armed To The Teeth Against Love

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What the hell is this?!!

[ The impressive shout emerges, not from a man, but a teddy-bear. Lying on the pavement, kicking his tiny arms and legs feebly. Hi, Karl. ]

Of all the pathetic, worthless, idiotic -- !

[ A stream of profanities. Such a mouth Mr. Teddy has. Not PG-rated at all. ]

[OOC: Karl is a teddy-bear. Lol. Have at him! ]

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But it's boring alone. I wanna play!

[All that struggling just makes her bring him into a tight hug.]

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Go find someone else to play with!

[ He wiggles furiously. No good. He's trapped. In the arms of a little girl. HOW HUMILIATING. ]

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[virginwings]

Just play one game with me.

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No.

[ HARRUMPH!!! ]

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[virginwings]

Whhyyy not?

[whine, whine.]

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[ URK his ears. ]

I told you.

I'm not a bear!

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[virginwings]

I know that! You're sorta like me. [loosening her grip so she can talk to him face to face.]

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[ The button-eyes are huge in his furry face. ]

I am.

Which is why you should put me down.

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[virginwings]

[Thinky face! Hmmmmm...]

Only if you play with me!

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[ Thrashing: Resumed. ]

I said NO.

[ grumblegrumblegrumble ]

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[virginwings]

[!!!]

[SQUEEZES HARDER THAN BEFORE TO TRY TO KEEP A HOLD OF HIM. SHE'S NOT LETTING GO WITHOUT A FIGHT.]

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[ YOU WILL SUFFER HIS WRATH!!! BEHOLD AS HE UNLEASHES FEARSOME FISTS UPON YOU. ]

[ ...and the little paws go thump thump on Gazelle's face... ]

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[virginwings]

[It's physically ineffective!]

[But mentally is super duper effective and bitty Gazelle starts to wibble with a kicked puppy expression on her face.]

It's... just one game, stupid, stupid.

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[ Bad news, Gazelle. Wibbles don't work on him. Beneath the cuddly exterior is a heart as black and flinty as stone. ]

[ Still. Still... ]

What game?

[ Curiosity killed the Karl. ]

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[virginwings]

[Fortunately... it was probably a good move for him none the less. Now he won't have to find out how bratty and unforgiving children such as Gazelle could be with the power of things like throwing tantrums.]

[She perks up almost immediately, though, and wipes her face on his furry stomach as opposed to letting him go for even a second.]

Ah, what do ya wanna play?

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[ SNOT AND TEARS ON HIS TUMMY EWEWEWEEEEWWW!!! He recoils, but stays trapped. ]

I don't know. [ grumblegrumblegrumble ] Hide and seek?

[ She'll hide. He escapes seeks. ]

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[virginwings]

[PING! She's really good at this game. At both hiding and seeking.]

Okay! Who's gonna be it?

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You hide. [ Somewhere far. Very far. ] I'll seek.

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[virginwings]

'kay! Count to 10... no wait, 30!

[Got it, got it? Good. She will now set him down, pick up her A-T and run off to find a place to hide! No further words since she plans to use even the seconds he's not counting. Goodbye~]

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[ Finally. The pesky girl-child is gone. ]

[ He will seize the chance to wiggle run away. Fare thee well. ]