37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

[worldofourown]

[ What. The. Fuck. ]

WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!

I DON'T EVEN EAT!!!



[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]

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[deadmanbusiness]

There are plenty of people who eat but don't cook, so it's perfectly reasonable for it to be the other way around, right?

[worldofourown]

Not if it's been close to a century since I last had human food.

[deadmanbusiness]

Does it say that you're a good cook?

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You don't even eat.

[o
kay]

[worldofourown]

Yes. That's what I said.

[ He's a vampire. Undead. Thing 8( ]

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That's. Unfortunate?

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[maoser]

[Mao's not sure he believes you don't eat. He's felt like you're going to eat him more than once.]

The better question is, why would anyone air it?

[He's beginning to think he didn't pay his price in full, but the price of his ability changed. To constantly making bad decisions. Why is he engaging the troll?]

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[worldofourown]

[ OH WAIT JUST ONE RED SECOND HE RECOGNIZES THAT VOICE. ]

You again.

The one with the hideous scar, am I right?

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[maoser]

[Mao debates the merits of lying more or simply lying, then decides to go with just lying.]

You've got a good memory for voices.

[Using different aliases on the same person without proper voice altering software isn't a good idea. He doesn't want to give Karl any reason to suspect he's not who he says he is. Curiosity killed the cat, after all. Other people's curiosity.]

[indecent_butterfly]

[All the laughter.]

[worldofourown]

[ And all the sulking. ]

It's not that charming. [ Or charming at all. ]

[indecent_butterfly]

One said nothing about charming. But the apron is rather cute.

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[beyourarmy]

Yeah.... If I ever see you cooking, I'm flying the other way.

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[worldofourown]

Like I'd cook for you in the first place!

[ Yandere to teh max. ]

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[beyourarmy]

That's a relief! Less time spent flying on my end.

[And not bothered by it. That's just Karl.]

[favoritetraitor]

I'm certain you'd make an excellent chef. [Or cook, at least. No, really. Solomon is mostly supportive of his brothers interests.]

[worldofourown]

[ Oh, the pain. ]

Not unless you wanted hair and entrails floating around in your cake.

[favoritetraitor]

Don't be so melodramatic, Karl. Hair is never used in fine dining.

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[riceballfruit]

Mister Karl, you don't eat?

...could I still prepare tea for you?

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[worldofourown]

Not for decades, no.

[ He smiles sweetly. ]

But of course. Tea is still nice.

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[riceballfruit]

But how do you...how have you stayed alive? [She missed the vampire conversation.]

And I will glad make tea for you, Mister Karl. What types do you prefer?

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[confined_to_briah]

Then why would you pose for that picture? ( She's trolling. )

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[worldofourown]

[ fgdrfhegwasdj 8V!!! ]

I didn't!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... I wouldn't dare eat your cooking.

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[worldofourown]

You did, once.

[ The crispy hens, remember? ]