37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

[worldofourown]

[ What. The. Fuck. ]

WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!

I DON'T EVEN EAT!!!



[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]

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[worldofourown]

Considering my apron reads Kiss Me, I'm Crazy, I would think not.

[deadmanbusiness]

I'm not sure that has anything to do with your cooking ability.

[worldofourown]

[ G L A R E ]

How many lunatics do you know who whip up delicious cuisine that doesn't have mud or insects in it?

[deadmanbusiness]

My future sister-in-law is a fantastic cook.

Trever and Kale's (they're co-workers) older brother is a five star chef in Paris. As he's a Daly he's automatically a knife nut and grins a bit too much sometimes. Their mother's side of the family makes some of the best whisky in our world.

[worldofourown]

...I'm not sure if you just live in the Belfry, or if you have a remarkably strong stomach.

[ No one should try Karl's cooking. No one. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

What's the belfry?

And I have a fairly decent stomach.

[Oh. He has no intention of trying Karl's non-existent cooking, he's just messing around with Karl a bit. Though it is true about his sister-in-law to be and co-workers.]

[worldofourown]

Belltower. The phrase is 'Bats in the Belfry' to denote craziness and eccentricity.

[ Eyes on the picture, he squinches his nose up. ]

What am I even cooking in there?

[deadmanbusiness]

Oh. That. Yes, I could probably own some real estate up there.

[Squints]

Cake?

[worldofourown]

Given the state of the City [ And the fact that most of Karl's family is present ] I'd say we're already there.

[ BlinkBlink ]

I've never baked a cake in my life. [ How bleak his existence must be. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Considering Theo's family and daily life he's been there and probably owns a whole slew of belfries.]

I've tried a couple of times, managed something cake like... but usually I just use the mixes... or the sister-in-law to be. She says it's not that hard.

[Horribly bleak. No frosting licking or eating the batter...]

[worldofourown]

[ Or a little continent? 8( ]

Hard or easy, I've never had any particular interest. It all tastes like gravel to me.

[ Oh no so many simple joys he'll never experience!! Crying!! ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Country or two maybe...]

Obviously someone thought otherwise. Maybe you're making some sort of ... blood soup?

[worldofourown]

[ Even an itsy bitsy planet?! O: ]

But I have people to do that for me. [ He just. Doesn't get it. Who would want him in the kitchen? ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Theo's enjoying himself, at least.]

Maybe someone just likes the idea of you in an apron. I've been told aprons are sexy.

[worldofourown]

[ s q u i n t ]

There is.

Nothing sexy.

About that apron.

[deadmanbusiness]

[Headtilts at it, because, honestly he doesn't find it - or Karl- sexy at all but that doesn't mean he can't mess around.]

Well, it wants you to get kissed.

[worldofourown]

Who cares what the apron wants?!

[ HUFF HUFF ]

[deadmanbusiness]

Apparently, according to the picture you did. Otherwise why would you be wearing it?

[worldofourown]

THE PICTURE IS A LIE!

[ The cake is a lie too ;; ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Nuuuu... the cake's a lie!? ;_;]

It's a very good photoshop job then. But you're rather upset about this...

[worldofourown]

[ Alack, alas!! D8 ]

You would be too if -- [ Hey hold up >8( ] It's not a good photoshop job! My teeth aren't that serrated and my hair is much smoother!

[ Oh you vain thing. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

It is a bit on the cheeky side. It makes you look more friendly.

[worldofourown]

[ RAGEFROTH!! B| ]

I don't want to look friendly!!

[deadmanbusiness]

It's easier to get dinner, I've been told, if you look friendly.

Or sparkle...

[Theo is a terrible necromancer.]

[worldofourown]

[ ghjkldsadxdtjewg!!! ]

[ Theo. Theo. ]

[ You did not just go there. ]