37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

[worldofourown]

[ What. The. Fuck. ]

WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!

I DON'T EVEN EAT!!!



[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]

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[deadmanbusiness]

[Considering Theo's family and daily life he's been there and probably owns a whole slew of belfries.]

I've tried a couple of times, managed something cake like... but usually I just use the mixes... or the sister-in-law to be. She says it's not that hard.

[Horribly bleak. No frosting licking or eating the batter...]

[worldofourown]

[ Or a little continent? 8( ]

Hard or easy, I've never had any particular interest. It all tastes like gravel to me.

[ Oh no so many simple joys he'll never experience!! Crying!! ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Country or two maybe...]

Obviously someone thought otherwise. Maybe you're making some sort of ... blood soup?

[worldofourown]

[ Even an itsy bitsy planet?! O: ]

But I have people to do that for me. [ He just. Doesn't get it. Who would want him in the kitchen? ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Theo's enjoying himself, at least.]

Maybe someone just likes the idea of you in an apron. I've been told aprons are sexy.

[worldofourown]

[ s q u i n t ]

There is.

Nothing sexy.

About that apron.

[deadmanbusiness]

[Headtilts at it, because, honestly he doesn't find it - or Karl- sexy at all but that doesn't mean he can't mess around.]

Well, it wants you to get kissed.

[worldofourown]

Who cares what the apron wants?!

[ HUFF HUFF ]

[deadmanbusiness]

Apparently, according to the picture you did. Otherwise why would you be wearing it?

[worldofourown]

THE PICTURE IS A LIE!

[ The cake is a lie too ;; ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Nuuuu... the cake's a lie!? ;_;]

It's a very good photoshop job then. But you're rather upset about this...

[worldofourown]

[ Alack, alas!! D8 ]

You would be too if -- [ Hey hold up >8( ] It's not a good photoshop job! My teeth aren't that serrated and my hair is much smoother!

[ Oh you vain thing. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

It is a bit on the cheeky side. It makes you look more friendly.

[worldofourown]

[ RAGEFROTH!! B| ]

I don't want to look friendly!!

[deadmanbusiness]

It's easier to get dinner, I've been told, if you look friendly.

Or sparkle...

[Theo is a terrible necromancer.]

[worldofourown]

[ ghjkldsadxdtjewg!!! ]

[ Theo. Theo. ]

[ You did not just go there. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Oh yes. He went there. He totally went there and regrets it not.

It probably doesn't help that vampires on his world actually do put on sparkles to attract dinner.]

[This is Theo not smiling.]

[worldofourown]

[ Ahem. ]

[ Mr. Sammeth. He bids you a good day. ]

[ While he goes off to shudder at the idea of sparkles. ]