poly_chromatic | 37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

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37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

[ What. The. Fuck. ]

WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!

I DON'T EVEN EAT!!!

[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]

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Mister Karl, you don't eat?

...could I still prepare tea for you?

Not for decades, no.

[ He smiles sweetly. ]

But of course. Tea is still nice.

But how do you...how have you stayed alive? [She missed the vampire conversation.]

And I will glad make tea for you, Mister Karl. What types do you prefer?

On blood, of course. [ Yep. Definitely missed it. ]

Something with a sweet tinge. Strawberry tea, maybe.

Blood? B-but how do you get it?

Strawberry tea is delicious. I like strawberries. If it would be all right, I would enjoy having tea with you one day. Unless that would bother you, then I'll just stick to making it for you.

From the butcher store, of course. Or from [ peoples' throats ] friendly volunteers.

[ His grin broadens. ] I wouldn't mind at all. Perhaps I'll have you read out loud to me [ from one of his depraved tomes of literature ] You do have such a pretty voice.

I-I hope you have plenty of volunteers. [She wouldn't want to see him go hungry.]

Yes! Yes, I could read for you. [It's better than having a discussion about blood.] I would glad read for you. And we'll have.... I'll have.... No, eating in front of you is probably rude. We'll just have tea.

No shortage at all. [ Not with the methods he employs. ]

Wonderful. We'll arrange for it as soon as is convenient. [ A laugh. ] Of course you can eat. I don't mind it. It's not as if I miss it, you know.

I'm glad. [She would offer herself in a heartbeat, otherwise.]

Ah, you don't? But there are so many wonderful flavors to be had from food. I think I might miss it.

Just to be safe, I think I'll eat beforehand, and after, but not during.

[ Oh Tohru. Don't tempt him. ]

As time passes, you forget. So you stop pining for what you're no longer missing. Much less what you no longer need.

Such a sweet girl. But there's hardly any reason to deny yourself. I'll keep a platter of cupcakes at hand, for you to snack on.

[She wouldn't mean to. Tohru just wouldn't be able to bear the idea of Karl going "hungry." What if it was harmful to him?]

Has it been a very long time, then?

You don't have to do that! Don't worry. I'll be okay without. The tea will be more than enough, with your company and reading.

[ Not as harmful as his attention would be to her. ]

Years and years. Flavors are phantoms by now.

Ah, but I ins~ist. I can't have my little narrator going hungry, now can I?

[Yes, that's why it's a good thing Karl has "volunteers".]

I can't imagine....

If it's for the best, then all right. I wouldn't want you to be concerned about me. You should be able to focus on the reading in peace.

Such an accommodating angel.

I'll look forward to when we're both free enough to do so, then.

I look forward to it, too, Mister Karl!

Until then, I will do my best to keep staff fed, and the house clean!

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37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

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