37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

[worldofourown]

[ What. The. Fuck. ]

WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!

I DON'T EVEN EAT!!!



[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... Oh yeah.

Well, I wouldn't eat your cooking if you presented food to me while you looked like that.

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[worldofourown]

[ B-But Raikov! ]

I have a sinking suspicion I always look like that. [ ... ] Except for the teeth. They got my teeth wrong. [ He is taking this quite personally. ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

You tend not to look that psychotic.

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[worldofourown]

[ Except when he's around Saya, anyway. ]

Clearly whoever doctored this photo assumed baking cakes whipped me into a gleeful frenzy.

[ As if he doesn't get that way enough over blood. ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Apparently.

... Hn. Speaking of docting photos... Care to be a model for me?

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[worldofourown]

A what?

[ First Nathan now you oh god what is this? ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I feel like drawing.

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[worldofourown]

Drawing?

[ Oh. Oh. Well. Er. ]

All right. [ Doot Doot. ] But I should warn you, I'm not very good at sitting still.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[Yes, he isn't going to play dress up like your brother would, Karl]

It won't take me long to get the base sketch down. Then you can move around all you want.

You can even remain clothed!

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[worldofourown]

[ You have no idea how profoundly relieving that is. ]

I'm thankful. Truly.

[ He'd be no good for nude sketches, skinny white gristle that he is 8( ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[When it comes to art, Raikov doesn't care about body types.]

I figured you would be.

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[worldofourown]

[ S-Sob. ]

[ If only Diva was that way. ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[RAIKOV AGREES]