37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies

[worldofourown]

[ What. The. Fuck. ]

WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!

I DON'T EVEN EAT!!!



[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]

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[favoritetraitor]

And is she hurt?

[worldofourown]

No. [ Not yet. ]

Diva wouldn't stand for it.

[favoritetraitor]

Then there's really no problem, is there?

[worldofourown]

[ Karl's lips purse. ] Not unless the City makes it a problem [ he concedes. ]

[ Or if Saya gets her memories back. ]

[favoritetraitor]

Of course.

[It's only a matter of time, with the Deities involvement.]

Now, about this cooking show...

[worldofourown]

[ RAGEFROTH ]

I was never in a cooking show!

[favoritetraitor]

I simply meant that you might consider not playing into the Deities hands so readily.

[worldofourown]

[ Sense and sensibility. Karl has none. ]

Well they should stop putting me in those ridiculous photos!!!

[favoritetraitor]

They will do whatever is likely to get the best reactions from you.

[worldofourown]

[ g r u m p y ]

They do that when I ignore them too.

[favoritetraitor]

Yes... but at least it's some sign of defiance. We may not have any control over what happens, but we can, for the most part, control how we respond to it.

[worldofourown]

So you expect me to smile and coo over how precious I look in that ridiculous apron?

[favoritetraitor]

No. I just want you to consider ignoring it. Surely you have more important things to pay attention to...

[worldofourown]

[ He does. Like Saya. And Diva. And Saya. ]

[ Did he mention Saya? 8| ]

No.

[ Yeeeees. ]

[favoritetraitor]

Perrhaps this is the Deities way of saying you should get a hobby. [Such as cooking. No really, hobbies are good for keeping one's 'sanity'.]

[worldofourown]

Or perhaps their way of saying they all wish to DIE!!!

[ Teeth. Grinding. ]

[favoritetraitor]

Karl... [Have his most soothing, disapproving tone of voice.]

I'm certain that it would have been done long ago if it were possible at all.

[worldofourown]

[ Have the sulkiest scowl in return. ]

That won't stop me from trying! [ Because honestly? When has it ever? ]

[favoritetraitor]

*sigh*. As you wish.

It isn't as though it would matter too much in the end. But I'd hoped to spare you any pain from the consequences.