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[inmyothertights]

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.


[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

Comments

[starchilde_lost]

A coat, Billy? Really?

1/2

[inmyothertights]

Rachel!

[inmyothertights]

...okay, a trenchcoat.

[starchilde_lost]

Yeah, not helping your case. Why is there a trenchcoat making faces at people? Do I have to go hunt it down?

[inmyothertights]

It wasn't literally-

[pause]

It said it smelled magic on me.

[anycuntcould]

Come again, lad.

[inmyothertights]

It wanted me to put it on. Because I smelled like magic.

I'm pretty sure it was gonna try and violate me.

[anycuntcould]

That would depend on what kind of magic you smell like; flippity floppity unicorns and fairy dust magic or finibus bonorum et malorum king of he who sucks shit off the ninth floor of hell magic. Which are you?

[inmyothertights]

Is there some kind of middle ground? Like 'possibly can uncreate reality if he gets in a bad enough mood but more likely just summons lobsters from a Red Lobster in Jersey City when he dreams about his Bar Mitzvah?' magic?

[practicallyperfect]

Utter nonsense putting on strange coats to begin with.

[inmyothertights]

I don't think that my linens are white enough to talk to you without feeling inferior, ma'am.

[practicallyperfect]

I should be glad that I'm not speaking to your linens then.

[apatriot]

I am not sure if I even want to ask, but I guess this is me asking anyway.

1/3

[inmyothertights]

Look sometimes inanimate objects just take on a life of -

[inmyothertights]

....dude.

[inmyothertights]

Dude.

It took you long enough!

[apatriot]

You say that like you've been waiting for me for awhile.

[Eli doesn't find ending up in this place that strange, given that they've been chasing after a certain someone who completely altered reality at one point.]

[ideaofamerica]

[ It's not every day you find yourself in a strange and foreign City. It's ALSO not every day you come face to face with ...yourself. ]

[apatriot]

[This place might just take the cake for the strangest place he's ever been to.] Okay, this place is getting weirder and weirder by the second.

[probable]

Hmmm.

Is it an expensive coat?

[inmyothertights]

It's a ratty old trenchcoat with an bad habit.

[probable]

But the things you could do!

voice;

[call_me_spooky]

Why not?

voice;

[inmyothertights]

It will eat your soul.

voice;

[call_me_spooky]

What, seriously?

Ok, putting that on my "things to avoid" list.