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[inmyothertights]

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.


[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

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[starchilde_lost]

A coat, Billy? Really?

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[inmyothertights]

Rachel!

[inmyothertights]

...okay, a trenchcoat.

[starchilde_lost]

Yeah, not helping your case. Why is there a trenchcoat making faces at people? Do I have to go hunt it down?

[inmyothertights]

It wasn't literally-

[pause]

It said it smelled magic on me.

[starchilde_lost]

It smelled.... Okay, then. I'm going to find a flame-thrower for you, we'll take care of that right off the bat.

[inmyothertights]

I hope you mean at the coat and not at me.

[starchilde_lost]

For you to use on the coat, Kaplan, I'm not going to set you on fire, you'd just wish it away.

[inmyothertights]

Look, these days, I have to double check. I'm pretty sure Doom's plan was 'set on fire' until he figured out my mom wasn't gonna have any of it.

[starchilde_lost]

[This is what she gets from going right from space to teaching. She misses things.]

Oh, good ole' Doctor Doom. How'd he try to end the world this time?

[inmyothertights]

By marrying my mom.

[starchilde_lost]

[SPEECHLESS.]

[inmyothertights]

I know what you're thinking.

No, I don't think he offered to convert.

[starchilde_lost]

Yes, because the religion was what I was stuck on there.

...I guess Reed and Sue must be glad to get a Doom disaster off. Sorry you had to pick up the slack. You did pick up the slack, right?

[inmyothertights]

[Silence]

If by picking up the slack you mean:

Turning him prettyfaced by accidentally letting my mom transfer the powers of life and the universe to him and then magically attempting to stop him after he grew 70 feet and attempted to kill the Avengers and also the X-men including your dad and his mind-bending new wife then.

.....yes.

[anycuntcould]

Come again, lad.

[starchilde_lost]

Wait - Scott didn't get married, did he? They wouldn't NOT tell me about that.

Jesus, what the hell HAPPENED while I was in space.


[ooc: I'm going to have to read Children's Crusade, now, aren't I?]

[inmyothertights]

Well I don't know, I was too busy getting my mind badtouched by her to ask if they had tied the knot.

Also you dad was for killing my mom. And Wolverine was all for killing me.

[inmyothertights]

It wanted me to put it on. Because I smelled like magic.

I'm pretty sure it was gonna try and violate me.

[practicallyperfect]

Utter nonsense putting on strange coats to begin with.

[inmyothertights]

I don't think that my linens are white enough to talk to you without feeling inferior, ma'am.

[starchilde_lost]

[Wolverine doesn't really surprise her. Well, no, it does surprise her, especially in light of him hauling up stakes and re-opening the school because he was tired with Scott running things like a war.

And if someone had told her before she got back from space, she would have been SHOCKED, but now... hell, she's barely surprised.]

I'm so sorry, Billy, I really... I don't know what's wrong with Scott these days, I really don't.

[inmyothertights]

Poor choices in creepy women who refer to themselves in the third person.

....on the plus side Tommy and really connected with our Grandfather?

[practicallyperfect]

I should be glad that I'm not speaking to your linens then.

[inmyothertights]

So am I, I haven't made my bed in three years.