poly_chromatic | (no subject)

Entry tags:

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.

[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

I don't think that my linens are white enough to talk to you without feeling inferior, ma'am.

I should be glad that I'm not speaking to your linens then.

So am I, I haven't made my bed in three years.

So long as you're not caught up about the ceiling, shrieking like a spotted hyena.

And if you must be up there, do make sure there are no cobwebs.

I'm never caught up about the ceiling.

I am way better at flying than that.

Please tell me that you're not shrieking as well. Then I shall feel far more at ease.

I don't shriek.

Splendid. I had a feeling. You can never be so certain.

So how is the City, ma'am?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to start.

Sounds pretty....atrocious to me?

Matters being what they are, and the wind being in what direction it is, I shall make the most of it.

Is the wind going to take you home again?

Perhaps. Or to whatever other young boy or girl that requires a nanny of my skill.

There are so many.

You'll have better luck in London, I think. Ask for Supernanny.

She already sounds very confident in her own skill.

Do you know her?

Not personally?

Then her reputation is worth speaking of.