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[inmyothertights]

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.


[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

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stay forever. be mine

[inmyothertights]

Why do you think like this? Is there some kind of super-soldier thing that makes your brain chemistry think that this is a good idea?

Do you know what I'm doing at 5am?

I'm doing my 5am turn. I shift from my right side to my left side. It's great.

poor patriot. more people need to give him more love and a try.

[apatriot]

I don't like it any more than you do, but it's the responsible thing to do. We have too much going on to not try and be at the top of our game.

I love him ;_;

[inmyothertights]

Come on, can't I train at 11am? That's a good hour. I'm awake then.

me too ;_;

[apatriot]

Let me guess...you haven't been going to school here?

[Looks around. He's actually not sure if there's even a school in this place, but it looks like a semi-normal city.]

[inmyothertights]

Uh, well, no.

I own half a bookstore, and a Palace.

Oh, and a cow.

[apatriot]

...I don't know if I should be more surprised by the cow or the palace.

[inmyothertights]

I make people think about the hard decisions.

[apatriot]

How did you end up with a cow? And what is this place, anyway?

[inmyothertights]

My very first job here was assisting this mad scientist, he kept Gene the cow around. When he left I couldn't just let Gene die.

[Pause]

It's a pocket universe. Most of us are stuck. You've probably got something like two days.

[apatriot]

How come I've only got two days, but you've been here for three years?

[inmyothertights]

Because you are made of 'I get shot defending Captain America and he offers to give me a blood transfusion' and I am made of 'put into a power suppressing helmet by Tony Stark and getting grounded for it.'

[apatriot]

Billy, I'm serious. If I'm leaving, you're leaving as well.

[inmyothertights]

If you say that too loud you'll end up staying here.

Teddy, Tommy and I share and apartment with Thor. He walks around shirtless. A lot.

[apatriot]

You share an apartment with--[Brings a hand up to his face and rubs his temple.]

Okay, so just to make sure we are on the same page; you've been trapped here for three years, you have a palace, a cow, half a book store, and you share an apartment--with a shirtless Thor?

[inmyothertights]

Well, I mean.

He owns shirts. He just doesn't wear them often.

Also the thunder god thing that's a new development. He's sleeping in Kate's old bed.

[apatriot]

Kate's been here too? [Looks thoughtful.] I wonder why half the team has been here, and the other half hasn't.

[inmyothertights]

We're weirder? Cooler? Kate left like two years ago, though.