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[inmyothertights]

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.


[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

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[inmyothertights]

I make people think about the hard decisions.

[apatriot]

How did you end up with a cow? And what is this place, anyway?

[inmyothertights]

My very first job here was assisting this mad scientist, he kept Gene the cow around. When he left I couldn't just let Gene die.

[Pause]

It's a pocket universe. Most of us are stuck. You've probably got something like two days.

[apatriot]

How come I've only got two days, but you've been here for three years?

[inmyothertights]

Because you are made of 'I get shot defending Captain America and he offers to give me a blood transfusion' and I am made of 'put into a power suppressing helmet by Tony Stark and getting grounded for it.'

[apatriot]

Billy, I'm serious. If I'm leaving, you're leaving as well.

[inmyothertights]

If you say that too loud you'll end up staying here.

Teddy, Tommy and I share and apartment with Thor. He walks around shirtless. A lot.

[apatriot]

You share an apartment with--[Brings a hand up to his face and rubs his temple.]

Okay, so just to make sure we are on the same page; you've been trapped here for three years, you have a palace, a cow, half a book store, and you share an apartment--with a shirtless Thor?

[inmyothertights]

Well, I mean.

He owns shirts. He just doesn't wear them often.

Also the thunder god thing that's a new development. He's sleeping in Kate's old bed.

[apatriot]

Kate's been here too? [Looks thoughtful.] I wonder why half the team has been here, and the other half hasn't.

[inmyothertights]

We're weirder? Cooler? Kate left like two years ago, though.