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[inmyothertights]

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.


[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

Okay then.

Let's go with spoiled.

[anycuntcould]

The coat doesn't discriminate, it'd still try shagging you. [Because you're a good looking nubile young man.] Where'd it run off to?

[inmyothertights]

I just told it I didn't belong in a Vertigo series and it stopped harassing me but that was months ago. As far as I know it's facedown in a puddle of magic underground.

[anycuntcould]

It gave up?

[Disappoint. John had more faith in you, coat. Maybe that's why you need him, coat.]

[inmyothertights]

Or it moved on to someone more magical to attempt to, er.

Shag.

[Pause]

Yes it gave up.