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[inmyothertights]

If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.


[ooc: anyyyything goes!]

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[apatriot]

I am not sure if I even want to ask, but I guess this is me asking anyway.

1/3

[inmyothertights]

Look sometimes inanimate objects just take on a life of -

[inmyothertights]

....dude.

[inmyothertights]

Dude.

It took you long enough!

[apatriot]

You say that like you've been waiting for me for awhile.

[Eli doesn't find ending up in this place that strange, given that they've been chasing after a certain someone who completely altered reality at one point.]

[inmyothertights]

I've been here three years - don't ask, I just have, and you haven't ever shown up.

I mean okay, to be fair, Cassie and Vision haven't either.

....and they don't make me get up for 5am training sessions.

[P A U S E]

So yeah, just a while.

[apatriot]

Are you sure you just don't think you've been here for that long? It wouldn't be the first time we've had someone mess with our minds.

[Smirks for a moment.]

Good thing I'm here then. If you haven't woken up at 5am for training sessions in 3 years, then you need to.

stay forever. be mine

[inmyothertights]

Why do you think like this? Is there some kind of super-soldier thing that makes your brain chemistry think that this is a good idea?

Do you know what I'm doing at 5am?

I'm doing my 5am turn. I shift from my right side to my left side. It's great.

poor patriot. more people need to give him more love and a try.

[apatriot]

I don't like it any more than you do, but it's the responsible thing to do. We have too much going on to not try and be at the top of our game.

I love him ;_;

[inmyothertights]

Come on, can't I train at 11am? That's a good hour. I'm awake then.

me too ;_;

[apatriot]

Let me guess...you haven't been going to school here?

[Looks around. He's actually not sure if there's even a school in this place, but it looks like a semi-normal city.]

[inmyothertights]

Uh, well, no.

I own half a bookstore, and a Palace.

Oh, and a cow.

[apatriot]

...I don't know if I should be more surprised by the cow or the palace.

[inmyothertights]

I make people think about the hard decisions.

[apatriot]

How did you end up with a cow? And what is this place, anyway?

[inmyothertights]

My very first job here was assisting this mad scientist, he kept Gene the cow around. When he left I couldn't just let Gene die.

[Pause]

It's a pocket universe. Most of us are stuck. You've probably got something like two days.

[apatriot]

How come I've only got two days, but you've been here for three years?

[inmyothertights]

Because you are made of 'I get shot defending Captain America and he offers to give me a blood transfusion' and I am made of 'put into a power suppressing helmet by Tony Stark and getting grounded for it.'

[apatriot]

Billy, I'm serious. If I'm leaving, you're leaving as well.

[inmyothertights]

If you say that too loud you'll end up staying here.

Teddy, Tommy and I share and apartment with Thor. He walks around shirtless. A lot.

[ideaofamerica]

[ It's not every day you find yourself in a strange and foreign City. It's ALSO not every day you come face to face with ...yourself. ]

[apatriot]

[This place might just take the cake for the strangest place he's ever been to.] Okay, this place is getting weirder and weirder by the second.

[ideaofamerica]

You're telling me. [ Literally. ]

[apatriot]

So, are you from the future or a different reality or? [Looks him over. They seem to be around the same age.]

[ideaofamerica]

[ You're getting the same analytic look right back. Like a mirror. A creepy, impossible mirror.

Then he just shrugs. ] You know, at this point, none of those would surprise me.

You get some explanation on this place or what?