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[ronderotarel]

I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!

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[eidoloncast]

[Thank you for bringing Ciel public shame. He's got a headache and he's flustered. What is compelling EVERYONE to talk about this?!]

This is not something you talk about in public! What the hell do you think you're doing?!

[ronderotarel]

I'm contributing to society! [He looks pretty proud of this.] Do you have any questions?

[eidoloncast]

Yes. What's wrong with you? Contributing to society? More like contributing to the mess I'll have to clean up once you have had your fun.

[ronderotarel]

Don't be mad. It's not messy. Plus I keep it in a box. You won't have to clean up anything. [They are not exactly talking about the same thing, but that's okay.]

[eidoloncast]

A box...? Are you even listening to me?!

[bedsidemanners]

..... And how old are you, exactly?

[ronderotarel]

I'm 14!

[bedsidemanners]

That's far too young.

[ronderotarel]

I've done these things since I was 10, so don't treat me like a child. I know more than you do.

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[dignity_misery]

[She gives him a curious look.]

How old were you?

Re: video;

[ronderotarel]

14. [He wonders why everybody is suddenly so interested in knowhing how old he is.]

Re: video;

[dignity_misery]

[It's really just a frame of reference, one that makes Carla shrug.]

And you already know more than most adults I speak to.

[She was 13, she sees no problem with a head start.]

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[ronderotarel]

That's because people are ignorant. I can explain things to them.

[valentineluke]

Do you know what a 'filter' is?

[ronderotarel]

I don't need it. [And he doesn't know what it is.]

[valentineluke]

Like to keep the guardian busy, I take it?

[ronderotarel]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I still don't know who this guardian you always refer to is.

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[a_parting_word]

[ This is all spiralling entirely out of control

[a_parting_word]

Let's... let's have you help in the kitchens today.

[ronderotarel]

Really? I can cook better than you do, you know!

[a_parting_word]

...let's see it.

[child_radical]

...and just when I thought I heard the craziest stuff already.

[ronderotarel]

Hello! I missed you! [A giggle.] Do you have any questions to ask me? About intercourse?

[child_radical]

Nope, I'm pretty much up to par on all information about that whether I like it or not.

[ronderotarel]

Seriously? For some reason I find that hard to believe.