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[ronderotarel]

I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!

Comments

[child_radical]

Not not there is.

[ronderotarel]

Well, there's someone I like. Do you want to hear about it?

[child_radical]

Why do I have the suspicion you'd tell me no matter what I say?

[ronderotarel]

You're probably getting to know me better, that's why. [In fact he proceeds with telling you about it.] He's my age, and I like him a lot. But he's very shy and hates cuddles, and I don't think he likes me as much as I like him.

[child_radical]

And if he's involved with somebody else at the moment?

[ronderotarel]

He's not involved with anybody! I made sure of it! I control his every action all day long! I have a list of all the people he talks to! [Yes, Alois is very possessive when it comes to these things.] There was a period in which I thought he might have been involved with some stupid kid, but now I know that's not the case.

[child_radical]

Has anybody ever describe you as a stalker?

[ronderotarel]

How can I be a stalker if I live in his same house?

[child_radical]

There's ways.

[ronderotarel]

I'm not a stalker. I just worry because I don't want him to associate with the wrong kind of people. [And by "the wrong kind of people" he might mean "anybody but me".]