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[ronderotarel]

I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!

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[eidoloncast]

[Thank you for bringing Ciel public shame. He's got a headache and he's flustered. What is compelling EVERYONE to talk about this?!]

This is not something you talk about in public! What the hell do you think you're doing?!

[ronderotarel]

I'm contributing to society! [He looks pretty proud of this.] Do you have any questions?

[eidoloncast]

Yes. What's wrong with you? Contributing to society? More like contributing to the mess I'll have to clean up once you have had your fun.

[ronderotarel]

Don't be mad. It's not messy. Plus I keep it in a box. You won't have to clean up anything. [They are not exactly talking about the same thing, but that's okay.]

[eidoloncast]

A box...? Are you even listening to me?!

[ronderotarel]

I am. Do you want me to show it to you?

[eidoloncast]

NO! [He's shouting now. He's a prude, Alois, and you're just trying to instigate a fight in his eyes.]

Why do you keep doing this sort of thing?!

[ronderotarel]

Because I don't want you to be scared of it. [Tone is less playful not.] If you see how stupid it all is, then you won't be afraid of it. [Alois' therapy is the best therapy.]

[bedsidemanners]

..... And how old are you, exactly?

[ronderotarel]

I'm 14!

[bedsidemanners]

That's far too young.

[ronderotarel]

I've done these things since I was 10, so don't treat me like a child. I know more than you do.

[bedsidemanners]

I doubt that.

[ronderotarel]

Ask me a question. See if I can't answer it.

[eidoloncast]

[That makes sense to an extent but this really isn't the best way to go about any of this.]

It really is none of your business how I feel about it. Considering you live here... you are tarnishing my family name.

[bedsidemanners]

I don't care to be instructed by someone that's not even out of puberty yet.

[ronderotarel]

[Okay he thinks he can bargain something here.] If I can come over and spend some time with you, in exchange I'll never do it again. Promise.

[eidoloncast]

Come over and spend time with me? It isn't as though I go much of anywhere outside the estate. Tch.

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[dignity_misery]

[She gives him a curious look.]

How old were you?

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[ronderotarel]

But you never want me to come in your study. [Anyway, he decides that "tch" means yes. That's why he sprints down the corridors of the Manor and walks in Ciel's study. He sits on the arm of the chair and wraps his arms around Ciel's neck affectionately.] Hello.

[ronderotarel]

What does puberty mean?

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[ronderotarel]

14. [He wonders why everybody is suddenly so interested in knowhing how old he is.]

[bedsidemanners]

It means you haven't grown up.

[ronderotarel]

I've grown plenty. I'm tall for my age.

[valentineluke]

Do you know what a 'filter' is?