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[ronderotarel]

I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!

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[eidoloncast]

Yes. What's wrong with you? Contributing to society? More like contributing to the mess I'll have to clean up once you have had your fun.

[ronderotarel]

Don't be mad. It's not messy. Plus I keep it in a box. You won't have to clean up anything. [They are not exactly talking about the same thing, but that's okay.]

[eidoloncast]

A box...? Are you even listening to me?!

[ronderotarel]

I am. Do you want me to show it to you?

[eidoloncast]

NO! [He's shouting now. He's a prude, Alois, and you're just trying to instigate a fight in his eyes.]

Why do you keep doing this sort of thing?!

[ronderotarel]

Because I don't want you to be scared of it. [Tone is less playful not.] If you see how stupid it all is, then you won't be afraid of it. [Alois' therapy is the best therapy.]

[eidoloncast]

[That makes sense to an extent but this really isn't the best way to go about any of this.]

It really is none of your business how I feel about it. Considering you live here... you are tarnishing my family name.

[ronderotarel]

[Okay he thinks he can bargain something here.] If I can come over and spend some time with you, in exchange I'll never do it again. Promise.

[eidoloncast]

Come over and spend time with me? It isn't as though I go much of anywhere outside the estate. Tch.

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[ronderotarel]

But you never want me to come in your study. [Anyway, he decides that "tch" means yes. That's why he sprints down the corridors of the Manor and walks in Ciel's study. He sits on the arm of the chair and wraps his arms around Ciel's neck affectionately.] Hello.

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[eidoloncast]

[This is where Ciel pushes him off and growls a little. Because NO ONE should touch him unless he's alright with it. No one. Only Sebastian had been allowed before as his personal servant but now...]

Get off. You cannot simply go around announcing things like this, do you understand?

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[ronderotarel]

[Nope, he's holding on tightly and hiding his face in Ciel's hair. You can't refuse his affection, Ciel.] I promise I won't do it again. I don't want you to get mad at me. [Then he starts talking about mundane things because he wants Ciel to get used to have him wrapped around him like that. All part of the amazing Alois therapy.] You know, I talked to a doctor today. He wants me to go to the hospital for a check-up.

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[eidoloncast]

A checkup? What sort?

[He's trying to pry him off again carefully, he's stronger now and he doesn't want to cause him bodily harm... yet.]

Let. Go.

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[ronderotarel]

A checkup to see if I'm ill or anything. [He doesn't like these arms that are trying to push him off.] Cieeeel please, I don't want to let go. I want to stay close to you. You said I could stay with you for a while.

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[eidoloncast]

That does not mean on me! I don't like being touched!