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[ronderotarel]

I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!

Comments

[bedsidemanners]

..... And how old are you, exactly?

[ronderotarel]

I'm 14!

[bedsidemanners]

That's far too young.

[ronderotarel]

I've done these things since I was 10, so don't treat me like a child. I know more than you do.

[bedsidemanners]

I doubt that.

[ronderotarel]

Ask me a question. See if I can't answer it.

[bedsidemanners]

I don't care to be instructed by someone that's not even out of puberty yet.

[ronderotarel]

What does puberty mean?

[bedsidemanners]

It means you haven't grown up.

[ronderotarel]

I've grown plenty. I'm tall for my age.

[bedsidemanners]

But you're not mature.

[ronderotarel]

Whatever. I still know more than you do.