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[ronderotarel]

I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!

Comments

[ronderotarel]

I don't need it. [And he doesn't know what it is.]

[valentineluke]

Like to keep the guardian busy, I take it?

[ronderotarel]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I still don't know who this guardian you always refer to is.

[valentineluke]

'Guardian' is the one in charge of your well-being.

[ronderotarel]

That would be Ciel, then. And Gilbert.

[valentineluke]

Two? Why am I not surprised?

[ronderotarel]

And what's that supposed to imply?

[valentineluke]

That you're a handful.

[ronderotarel]

That is absolutely untrue. [Maybe it's a tiny bit true, but it's not as if he'd ever admit it.]