ronderotarel: (pic#)
ronderotarel ([personal profile] ronderotarel) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 07:11 pm

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I can explain to you all how to have intercourse without getting babies out of it!

[Alois is sitting on the table and smiling angelically at the camera. He looks quite proud of being able to contribute to society with his wise knowledge.]

Basically it depends with whom you do it! My Father had a lot of intercourse with many children, but he never got babies out of it. [He giggles. If he were still in England, he wouldn't dream of revealing something like this about his Father. But he's stuck in this City for eternity, and there is no English aristocracy to impress. He feels weirdly happy about his newfound freedom.]

I think you only get children if you do it with girls, but who wants to do that anyway. [Alois sticks out his tongue, looking vaguely disgusted.] I was wearing a kimono when I did it. But you can do it even if you don't have one. You'll just look much prettier if you do. [These are the tricks of the trade from an ex sex slave.]

Also! If you have other questions I can answer them!
valentineluke: (luke-that-fat-guy)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-01-18 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Like to keep the guardian busy, I take it?
valentineluke: (lukelistening)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-01-18 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
'Guardian' is the one in charge of your well-being.
valentineluke: (jan&luke)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-01-18 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Two? Why am I not surprised?
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[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-01-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That you're a handful.