80th Hunt [Action]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]

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[brightestwitch]

A--Are you out of your mind?! [ She raises her wand to deflect a condom back at him. This is horrible. ]

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[dudeimbatman]

[He gives her a 'well someone's gone batshit insane and cranky' look, catching the condom when it comes back at him.] Just tell him to bag it. No excuses, none of this blah blah doesn't feel as good bullshit.

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[sempreadagio]

[Jill is on her way to watch the smell good store for Lucy for an hour or two when she catches sight of Dean. He isn't too far away so she walks over to say hi, large oversized bag on one shoulder and a cigarette between the fingers of one hand.]

Hey. Busy working too?

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[dudeimbatman]

Yeah, running around, making sure everybody's safe. [Here come the condoms. He doesn't throw them at her though, just dangles a strip of them at her.]

Tell him to bag it. I don't care what sorta crap he gives you. Don't bag it, don't get any.

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[child_radical]

[Huey's doing nothing except walking towards the arcade looking annoyed like he usually does. People deciding on how to explain the basics behind reproduction and all the fun little tricks that tended to go along with it. For the boy it was like he was dealing with a Tsurugi multiplied a hundredfold. Letting out a sigh, Huey looked to his right and spied Dean walking around like he was on a mission. He stopped and rose his hand in greeting to catch the Winchester's attention.

It wasn't like Dean could make this day any more mortifying, right? Right?]

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[dudeimbatman]

[Thank God! He doesn't have to explain this to another chick. He raises his hand in greeting as well.]

Hey Huey! Just the kid I wanted to see.

[And now he's zinging a strip of condoms at Huey's head.]

Bag it Little Dude.

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen is standing with. Mildly terrified, mildly amusee look on his face, staring at his brand new handul of condoms.]

Uh.... thanks?

[dudeimbatman]

No problem, Dude. You might not be getting chicks pregnant but you've still got to worry about syphilis and shit.

[likeboudica]

[ Looking at the condom with utter incomprehension. ] What is this?

[dudeimbatman]

Condom. [So much facepalming. Explaining this shit to Sammy was way easier.] Guy wears it. Keeps you from ending up pregnant.

[plaide]

Minerva looks less than happy. She catches the condoms but moves to block Dean from passing her.

"Do you think that is appropriate behavior, Mister...?"

[dudeimbatman]

"You seriously want to let all the little punks run around having sex without them?"

Dean's still smirky and cocky and dean.

[ronderotarel]

What are those?

[dudeimbatman]

Condoms. Take a few. [Dean's going to fling them at you in any case.]

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[wouldnotkindly]

[Oh, no. No no no no no. This is not even remotely something Jack wants to discuss in public, much less have that discussion thrust upon him, curse or not.]

What are you doing?

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[dudeimbatman]

Public service. [Have some condoms.]

[coyote_walking]

"Oh, Dean."

Mercy can't help but laugh.

[dudeimbatman]

"You want some?"

He dangles a strip of condoms out to her.

[redlikecrimson]

[This is Aya. This is Aya seeing Dean coming towards him.

See Aya turn to leave now.]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean starts to toss some condoms at Aya but stops when he turns around. It's way too much trouble to chase down someone who isn't Sam and his responsibility to give him the sex talk. Besides, he gave Dawn condoms earlier.]

[hatesthefood]

[Throw condoms at Ken and they'll be thrown back.]

[dudeimbatman]

[not the first time today.]

[errandry]

... what the fuck.

[ throwing them back at high speed. ]

YOU ARE ADVERTISING TO THE WRONG AUDIENCE.

[dudeimbatman]

[He frowns and bats them away.] No such thing, Dude.

[vengefully]

[Sasuke is just taking a walk as he usually does around this time of the day. He does see Dean and honestly he doesn't particularly care much to stop walking...that is until he the condom gets thrown at him. Being a ninja though, he has good reflexes so he just throws it back at him pretty quickly] What was that for?

[dudeimbatman]

Just keepin' the City safe, dude.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

[It's still strange, living in the house he'd lived in with Mom for such a short time. But Sam still wouldn't think of moving out. Then he'd lose the last tie he had with her.

And he still has Dean.]

Dean, is that... [Sam frowns.] Seriously, dude. How many condoms can you stuff into your pockets. How many condoms do you need? No. Don't answer that.

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[dudeimbatman]

[It's the same reason that when Mary disappeared, Dean gradually moved from his apartment above the garage to the other guest room in the house. It's a tie to her.]

Dude, seriously? [He's going to toss some of the condoms at Sam] Bag it. First sex talk I gave you didn't make enough of an impression?

[He's been bragging all day that his sex talks rock because Sam hasn't gotten anyone pregnant yet.]

[lovelydragoon]

[Just barely catches a condom before it would have rather ironically landed in her cleavage. Will now give it a curious look, wondering what exactly was just thrown at her.]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean eyebrow waggles at her.]