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Dean Winchester ([personal profile] dudeimbatman) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 10:26 am
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80th Hunt [Action]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]
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[personal profile] iwatchtjhooker 2012-01-19 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[It's still strange, living in the house he'd lived in with Mom for such a short time. But Sam still wouldn't think of moving out. Then he'd lose the last tie he had with her.

And he still has Dean.]

Dean, is that... [Sam frowns.] Seriously, dude. How many condoms can you stuff into your pockets. How many condoms do you need? No. Don't answer that.
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[personal profile] dudeimbatman 2012-01-19 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's the same reason that when Mary disappeared, Dean gradually moved from his apartment above the garage to the other guest room in the house. It's a tie to her.]

Dude, seriously? [He's going to toss some of the condoms at Sam] Bag it. First sex talk I gave you didn't make enough of an impression?

[He's been bragging all day that his sex talks rock because Sam hasn't gotten anyone pregnant yet.]
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[personal profile] iwatchtjhooker 2012-01-19 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam catches half of them.]

Did I ask for a sex talk? Dean, it was the worst talk in the world. You don't tell an eight-year-old to 'bag it.' Especially when you're twelve. Your technique hasn't even changed.
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[personal profile] dudeimbatman 2012-01-20 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Dude you were at least--[Okay, yeah he was eight.] Starting early and HEY you haven't gotten anyone pregnant and you're not dying of syphilis. I'm awesome at the sex talk.
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[personal profile] iwatchtjhooker 2012-01-20 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
If I owe my lack of fatherhood or syphilis to you, I'm pretty sure it's not because of your sex talk, but okay.
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[personal profile] dudeimbatman 2012-01-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You would've rather had it from Dad?
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[personal profile] iwatchtjhooker 2012-01-21 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam shudders.]

God, no. You, ah... you haven't run into Jess today, have you?
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[personal profile] dudeimbatman 2012-01-23 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, not yet. [eyebrow waggle] Why?
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[personal profile] iwatchtjhooker 2012-01-23 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No reason.

Just don't.
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