80th Hunt [Action]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]

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[brightestwitch]

A--Are you out of your mind?! [ She raises her wand to deflect a condom back at him. This is horrible. ]

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[sempreadagio]

[Jill is on her way to watch the smell good store for Lucy for an hour or two when she catches sight of Dean. He isn't too far away so she walks over to say hi, large oversized bag on one shoulder and a cigarette between the fingers of one hand.]

Hey. Busy working too?

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[child_radical]

[Huey's doing nothing except walking towards the arcade looking annoyed like he usually does. People deciding on how to explain the basics behind reproduction and all the fun little tricks that tended to go along with it. For the boy it was like he was dealing with a Tsurugi multiplied a hundredfold. Letting out a sigh, Huey looked to his right and spied Dean walking around like he was on a mission. He stopped and rose his hand in greeting to catch the Winchester's attention.

It wasn't like Dean could make this day any more mortifying, right? Right?]

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[dudeimbatman]

[He gives her a 'well someone's gone batshit insane and cranky' look, catching the condom when it comes back at him.] Just tell him to bag it. No excuses, none of this blah blah doesn't feel as good bullshit.

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[dudeimbatman]

Yeah, running around, making sure everybody's safe. [Here come the condoms. He doesn't throw them at her though, just dangles a strip of them at her.]

Tell him to bag it. I don't care what sorta crap he gives you. Don't bag it, don't get any.

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[sempreadagio]

[Jill's mouth opens and closes a few times, not really knowing what to say. Her pale face flushes pink. And she finally takes a few steps back, shaking her head.]

Uh... [Sorry, that's all she can get out at the moment.]

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[dudeimbatman]

[Thank God! He doesn't have to explain this to another chick. He raises his hand in greeting as well.]

Hey Huey! Just the kid I wanted to see.

[And now he's zinging a strip of condoms at Huey's head.]

Bag it Little Dude.

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[child_radical]

[He could. The boy quickly catches the condoms and flings them back at Dean.]

Seriously, flinging condoms is what's the rave these days?

[totallyinaband]

[Stephen is standing with. Mildly terrified, mildly amusee look on his face, staring at his brand new handul of condoms.]

Uh.... thanks?

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[dudeimbatman]

I'm just sayin' you gotta protect yourself. Not every guy is as awesome as I am about the whole deal.

[likeboudica]

[ Looking at the condom with utter incomprehension. ] What is this?

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[dudeimbatman]

Hey it worked for Sammy and he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant so far.

[dudeimbatman]

No problem, Dude. You might not be getting chicks pregnant but you've still got to worry about syphilis and shit.

[dudeimbatman]

Condom. [So much facepalming. Explaining this shit to Sammy was way easier.] Guy wears it. Keeps you from ending up pregnant.

[totallyinaband]

Do people still even get syphillis?

[plaide]

Minerva looks less than happy. She catches the condoms but moves to block Dean from passing her.

"Do you think that is appropriate behavior, Mister...?"

[likeboudica]

[ No understanding here. ] A condom. [ What is that word even. ] Why should a man wear this? [ What she means is where. ] Are they a fashion-statement of some sort?

[ Pregnant. Now she knows what that is, but she has no idea how it happens, so. Yes. Still not getting it. ]

[dudeimbatman]

Dude! Hell yeah. People still get syphilis. Whole world is just focused on AIDS.

[He's pretty sure they still get syphilis. Hell if he knows.]

[dudeimbatman]

"You seriously want to let all the little punks run around having sex without them?"

Dean's still smirky and cocky and dean.

[dudeimbatman]

Awww Christ. [Some face rubbing.]

Yeah he's gonna put it on his dick so that when you're having sex, you don't end up knocked up.

[plaide]

"Absolutely not! I'm simply unconvinced they know how to use one, making your efforts a waste."

Yes. Out comes a banana. Minerva has been grocery shopping. She's looking at Dean expectantly. "Perhaps you should also show them."

[likeboudica]

[ Blink.

Blink.

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. ]

I'm afraid I don't understand.

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[sempreadagio]

So you're going around handing out condoms? This is a curse, right?

[She still looks both embarrassed and horrified.]

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[child_radical]

Just because I'm thirteen doesn't mean that I'm going to find a girl and have wild and uninhibited sex.

[dudeimbatman]

Well now McGonagall is just going to get a grin out of him. Dean reaches out and takes the banana from her.

"Hell yes. This is awesome."

And she'll get a thumbs up.