poly_chromatic | 80th Hunt [Action]

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supernatural-dean winchester

80th Hunt [Action]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]

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[Thank God! He doesn't have to explain this to another chick. He raises his hand in greeting as well.]

Hey Huey! Just the kid I wanted to see.

[And now he's zinging a strip of condoms at Huey's head.]

Bag it Little Dude.

[He could. The boy quickly catches the condoms and flings them back at Dean.]

Seriously, flinging condoms is what's the rave these days?

Hey it worked for Sammy and he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant so far.

Just because I'm thirteen doesn't mean that I'm going to find a girl and have wild and uninhibited sex.

Hey, I'm just being safe.

Yeah...well...[He's just going to try and calm down over the fact he's subject to a conversation piece he didn't really want to deal with since the insanity near the end of the previous year.] You do realize there's better ways to go about this, right?

[Psssh that is a 'you're crazy bitch' face]

Like I said, Sam hasn't gotten anyone pregnant yet.

There isn't anyone here that I'm interested in to that degree.

Yeah, well that's probably going to change.

Well it isn't going to be anytime soon.

At least when it does, you know what to do. Make sure you check the expiration date on those things.

A tactic that nobody really seems to do anymore.

You don't drink sour milk and you don't use old condoms.

Words of the wise.

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