80th Hunt [Action]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]

Comments

[likeboudica]

[ Blink.

Blink.

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. ]

I'm afraid I don't understand.

[dudeimbatman]

[Okay. He's going to have to use props. He gets the banana out McGonagall gave him earlier shhh it was totally earlier then unwraps a condom. He holds it up for her to see then holds the banana out to her.]

Hold that for me.

[likeboudica]

[ Tessa does as she's told, taking the banana from him, even though she still does not understand what is going on. ]

[dudeimbatman]

Okay, so if he asks you to do this, you're gonna hold it down here near the bottom. [He re-positions her hands at the bottom of the banana.] Then you're gonna take this. [Holds up the condom.]

And start at the top. [Condom goes over the top of the banana and he starts to smooth it down.] And just roll it down. Go slow so you don't rip it or shit.

[likeboudica]

Very well. [ Nodding. ]

But why? What is it for? [ Look, Dean, Tessa's never seen an erection before. She doesn't get the banana thing. ]

[dudeimbatman]

[This is why if he ever has kids he's not having girls! He knows how to deal with boys okay!]

This is a guys dick on 'let's have sex now, baby' [Gesturing to the banana.] The condom is how you don't get pregnant.

[likeboudica]

[ She drops the banana. ]

That is hardly appropriate.