80th Hunt [Action]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]

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[dudeimbatman]

[It's the same reason that when Mary disappeared, Dean gradually moved from his apartment above the garage to the other guest room in the house. It's a tie to her.]

Dude, seriously? [He's going to toss some of the condoms at Sam] Bag it. First sex talk I gave you didn't make enough of an impression?

[He's been bragging all day that his sex talks rock because Sam hasn't gotten anyone pregnant yet.]

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[iwatchtjhooker]

[Sam catches half of them.]

Did I ask for a sex talk? Dean, it was the worst talk in the world. You don't tell an eight-year-old to 'bag it.' Especially when you're twelve. Your technique hasn't even changed.

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[dudeimbatman]

Dude you were at least--[Okay, yeah he was eight.] Starting early and HEY you haven't gotten anyone pregnant and you're not dying of syphilis. I'm awesome at the sex talk.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

If I owe my lack of fatherhood or syphilis to you, I'm pretty sure it's not because of your sex talk, but okay.

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[dudeimbatman]

You would've rather had it from Dad?

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[iwatchtjhooker]

[Sam shudders.]

God, no. You, ah... you haven't run into Jess today, have you?

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[dudeimbatman]

Nah, not yet. [eyebrow waggle] Why?

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[iwatchtjhooker]

No reason.

Just don't.