80th Hunt [Action]

[dudeimbatman]

[Dean is on a mission: a sex talk mission. With that being said, he's wandering around the City, in buildings and outside, stopping anyone who looks like they might be having sex in the near (or not so near) future. He's got a pocket full of condoms and tons of good advice (not really). Avoid him, unless you want condoms thrown at you. Yeah, it's that kind of talk.]

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[dudeimbatman]

Public service. [Have some condoms.]

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[wouldnotkindly]

[By the look on Jack's face, he might as well have been handed a live grenade.]

I don't— [Pardon him, he's too flustered for words for a moment.] I don't want these!

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[dudeimbatman]

Better safe than sorry, Dude.

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[wouldnotkindly]

I don't need these, either! I don't... [He quickly shakes his head, as if that will somehow help get his point across.] Why would I end up using these here?

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[dudeimbatman]

[blank look]

There are chicks here.

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[wouldnotkindly]

That doesn't mean I'm going to— [Wait, why is this discussion even happening?] I'm not talking about this with you!

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[dudeimbatman]

Whatever, Dude. Have an awesome friggin' day.