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Do you know what they call French kissing in France?

[ Of course you don't. That's why Ariadne is going to tell you. ]

There are a few different names for it -- "baiser profond", or deep kiss; "baiser avec la langue", or kiss with the tongue; and "baiser amoureux", or love kiss. In Austria, French kissing is slang for oral.

Any questions?

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[invisibilities]

[ sitting on the foor, just watching this. confused squint is go. ]

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[ Ariadne turns off her device, frowning slightly to herself before looking at Simon and shrugging. ]

Curse days.

voice;

[duplicities]

Such an informative post, Ariadne.

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It's better than throwing condoms at people.

video;

[dignity_misery]

Elle aime sa bouche baisée...

[She smiles lazily. It's so unfortunate baiser is slang for fuck, isn't it, Ariadne?]

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Ou dans l'autre sens.

[ That depends on the day. ]

video;

[wouldnotkindly]

[Jack does have a question, actually.]

Why?

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Why what?

[drinkslikeanan]

I'll have to remember that one if I'm ever stuck in Vienna again.

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It's useful information to have.

[ Pause. ]

Why were you stuck in Vienna?

[intheblanks]

Ever heard of an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under.

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Sounds like Australia and Austria might have some things in common.

[binarysky]

Oral what?

[He's half-Disney, okay. He's a little slow when it comes to s-e-x.]

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[ Oh. Oh no. Roxas. No. ]

Sex.

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[the_dawnster]

Are you French? How could I not know this? Am I totally oblivious today? Maybe I'm cursed with obliviousness.

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[ There's a laugh. ]

No, I'm not French. I've gone to school in Paris for the past five years, though.

[ You tend to pick up some things. ]

video;

[firstaid]

Um... what is 'oral'? I understand that it would have something to do with the mouth, but...

[Bad question to ask, Estelle. Bad question to ask...]

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Oral sex.

[ Okay, this isn't Roxas, so maybe it'll be... less awkward. ]

Stimulating the genitals with your mouth, lips, and tongue, basically.

[punchedhitler]

Why are you talking about this?

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No idea. Curse, probably.

[yourbestguysgun]

So that's why the Austrian guy punched Dugan in the face.

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The more you know, huh?

[shall_yield_us]

Will the lady give a kiss?

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Not a French one.

[signatures]

Austrians have it right about the French.

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What, that the French like oral?

[dropkick]

That's not the only thing it means.

[ all things considered, he's sure she knows what he means...but this post seems less potentially scarring with the translation she gave, so. ]

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I know. There's some lady using it as an excuse to flirt with me.

[ Which is somehow less perplexing to her than No Name and Rosiel and other people flirting with her. ]

But that's the second lesson. [ A grin. ]

[ironmanic]

I knew I loved the French for a reason.

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"Baiser" is used as slang, too.