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[boutant]

Do you know what they call French kissing in France?

[ Of course you don't. That's why Ariadne is going to tell you. ]

There are a few different names for it -- "baiser profond", or deep kiss; "baiser avec la langue", or kiss with the tongue; and "baiser amoureux", or love kiss. In Austria, French kissing is slang for oral.

Any questions?

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[boutant]

[ Tame? You haven't been telling people what oral sex is, Steve. ]

No problem.

[punchedhitler]

[Well, he wouldn't anyway]

You're fluent, right?

[boutant]

Right. Studied it for several years, then five years of school in France.

[punchedhitler]

I don't really know France that well, to be honest.

[He's been there, but strictly in a 'raid' capacity]

[boutant]

Was there something you'd like to know about it? I'm not an expert, but I can do my best.

[punchedhitler]

I don't know. I guess you know a different France than the one I would know.

[boutant]

Yeah, probably. But there would still be similarities, I think.

[punchedhitler]

The Eiffel Tower?

[boutant]

Definitely still there.

[punchedhitler]

I wanted to see that, but we didn't stop by Paris. No time.

[boutant]

I've got some pictures in one of my sketchbooks.

[punchedhitler]

You wouldn't mind showing me?

[boutant]

Of course not.