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Do you know what they call French kissing in France?

[ Of course you don't. That's why Ariadne is going to tell you. ]

There are a few different names for it -- "baiser profond", or deep kiss; "baiser avec la langue", or kiss with the tongue; and "baiser amoureux", or love kiss. In Austria, French kissing is slang for oral.

Any questions?

Comments

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[invisibilities]

[ sitting on the foor, just watching this. confused squint is go. ]

voice;

[duplicities]

Such an informative post, Ariadne.

video;

[dignity_misery]

Elle aime sa bouche baisée...

[She smiles lazily. It's so unfortunate baiser is slang for fuck, isn't it, Ariadne?]

video;

[wouldnotkindly]

[Jack does have a question, actually.]

Why?

[boutant]

[ Ariadne turns off her device, frowning slightly to herself before looking at Simon and shrugging. ]

Curse days.

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It's better than throwing condoms at people.

[drinkslikeanan]

I'll have to remember that one if I'm ever stuck in Vienna again.

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Ou dans l'autre sens.

[ That depends on the day. ]

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Why what?

[intheblanks]

Ever heard of an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under.

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It's useful information to have.

[ Pause. ]

Why were you stuck in Vienna?

[drinkslikeanan]

Missed a flight.

[It was a... long party.]

[boutant]

Sounds like Australia and Austria might have some things in common.

[boutant]

That would do it.

[drinkslikeanan]

There's worse places to be stranded for a few days.

[duplicities]

Much more dignified, I'd agree.

[wouldnotkindly]

Why would you... [He seems at a loss for words, somewhat.] Why is this even being discussed? Who really needs to know about this?!

[dignity_misery]

Assertive aussi. Vous avez un visage plus innocent que cela.

[binarysky]

Oral what?

[He's half-Disney, okay. He's a little slow when it comes to s-e-x.]

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I've never been. What's it like?

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Besides, I'm sure someone out there wondered what it's called in French at some point.

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It's a curse, probably. And... well, most people, unless they're planning on being celibate for the rest of their lives.

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Il est utile, parfois. D'autres fois, elle obtient simplement dans la voie.

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[ Oh. Oh no. Roxas. No. ]

Sex.

[intheblanks]

They should. I've had enough of your countrymen assume they're the same place.