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[boutant]

Do you know what they call French kissing in France?

[ Of course you don't. That's why Ariadne is going to tell you. ]

There are a few different names for it -- "baiser profond", or deep kiss; "baiser avec la langue", or kiss with the tongue; and "baiser amoureux", or love kiss. In Austria, French kissing is slang for oral.

Any questions?

Comments

[boutant]

Everyone likes oral if it's done well.

I'm going to remember you said that.

[signatures]

I never said the French weren't intelligent.

[boutant]

The land of champagne and oral sex. What's not to like?

[signatures]

The French.

[boutant]

[ She just laughs. ]

They say the same about the English, you know.

[signatures]

Oh, I know.

I say I'm a bit less biased on that divide, though. I do give them recognition where it's due. Like their food. You can't find proper good food in all of the Queen's land.

[boutant]

[ so how did you get so fat ]

You make it sound like all that's in England is gruel.

[signatures]

Let's not be silly.

There's fried gruel.

[ by not living in england ]

[boutant]

How delicious.

[ winning ]