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[boutant]

Do you know what they call French kissing in France?

[ Of course you don't. That's why Ariadne is going to tell you. ]

There are a few different names for it -- "baiser profond", or deep kiss; "baiser avec la langue", or kiss with the tongue; and "baiser amoureux", or love kiss. In Austria, French kissing is slang for oral.

Any questions?

Comments

[boutant]

[ Oh good! ]

Romance novels usually use all sorts of weird terms, though. Like "flower" and "pearl".

[firstaid]

I... I really didn't read terribly far of this one, only to see the term for an... adult male chicken used for... a...

[....yeah, not even completing that sentence.]

[boutant]

That's actually fairly common slang.

[firstaid]

Is it? I've never heard or read it used in that context until today...

[boutant]

Yeah, it is.

[firstaid]

So, if I said that word without any context, would they assume I was speaking of a rooster or...

[This could actually be very beneficial information.]

[boutant]

They'd probably assume you were thinking of a penis.

[firstaid]

[She does her best to keep her flustered self composed. She was expecting that answer, but she actually said it...]

Th-that's what I thought... unfortunately. Thank you for telling me all this.

[boutant]

You're welcome. At least something useful is coming out of today, I guess.