Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.

I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.

Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.

[Private to Karl]

Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.

Comments

[indecent_butterfly]

[Oh little thief, most already know all of this.]

He is what he is. And you should beware riling up others, you're own sins are not so small either, even if you are.

[doeswhathewants]

I should think most would pay more attention to someone actively committing sins rather than someone who might or might not in the future.

[indecent_butterfly]

A large portion of the City are sinners in one form or another. Will you go after all of them? Lies, murder, adultery...the list is endless.

And there is a large citizenship that is not human. Would you have those that are up in arms and xenophobic?

[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[tangledintower]

Are you all right? Did you two have...er...another run in?

[She's super pissed off at Karl, so yeah, she's all for keeping an eye on him.]

[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[doeswhathewants]

...I might have threatened to do terrible things to himself and his female friends during the curse. [And now he can be reasonably sure that the only person he might be able to hide behind is Sif if Karl comes after him.]

[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[tangledintower]

...Ah.

[That...is not good.]

...Well, I'm gonna need more than a frying pan if he tries to do something...

Private

[worldofourown]

Hm. You threatened harm upon my Queen and her children. You lied to one of my friends. You were unpleasant and presumptuous.

...No. No hard feelings at all~

[ Liesssss. ]

Private

[doeswhathewants]

[Somehow he does not think it will be that easy.]

As though you have not lied. And no harm came, either way. That ought to count for something.

Private

[worldofourown]

[ He's never one to make it easy. ]

I'm sure it does.

[ Such a bright smile. ]

So. Loki. Tell me about that? How long have you been an evil Norse God in a baby's body?

video; same filter;

[beyourarmy]

A mob? Seriously? You can't handle your own shit?

Whatever. He kind of brought this on himself, but what are you hoping to accomplish with this, anyway?

video; same filter;

[doeswhathewants]

I suppose I could yell at him. But that did not work out so well the first time. [Just the driest tone ever. Oh no, this timing and message is purposeful as he's fairly certain he's lost anyone capable of helping him.]

Only that he does not harm another. There are so many truly nice people here that he would take advantage. [Half a lie. He does care about Rapunzel. Not so much anyone else.]

video; same filter;

[beyourarmy]

Yeah. Words don't work. But neither does much else with this guy.

Look...what I mean is, how? What do you think you can do to him to make him listen? How is a mob going to help you do that?

video;

[dignity_misery]

If you can't protect yourself, you deserve to be eaten.

[She'll prove it, if you ever have to misfortune to cross her path.]

video;

[synanthrope]

Carla.

Your feelings are showing.

video;

[doeswhathewants]

Friend of yours? She is charming. Truly. Ought to write a book on how to win friends and influence people.

video;

[doeswhathewants]

There is always a greater predator out there, would you still say that with your throat between their jaws and the last of your life draining away?

Comment not here

[worldofourown]

[ Mental high-five. ]

[eiremagic]

Fucking vampires.

[doeswhathewants]

Have I told you lately that you have excellent taste?

Yes, I agree. Fucking vampires.

private; and kind of placeholdery cause i'm about to pass out

[prosopopoeia]

I 'ave begun to speak to zhe police force, about improving zheir arsenal so zhey may better 'andle such nuisances.

[This city needs a support group for people Karl has killed. Not that Delacroix would attend anyway...]

private; <3

[doeswhathewants]

Karl spoke of his immortality and invincibility, I should think that very little would phase him.

[Serrure would not attend either.]

[whitetwoguns]

Almost all of em are pricks, kid.

[doeswhathewants]

All vampires? I have only met the one. It was not a pleasant experience.

[othersdie]

The Police Force has been made aware of the situation and will take whatever action is deemed necessary.

Just don't get a mob together, please.

[doeswhathewants]

No need to worry about that now.

But, I should hardly think the police capable of taking care of an invincible vampire.