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[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.

I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.

Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.

[Private to Karl]

Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.

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I suppose I could yell at him. But that did not work out so well the first time. [Just the driest tone ever. Oh no, this timing and message is purposeful as he's fairly certain he's lost anyone capable of helping him.]

Only that he does not harm another. There are so many truly nice people here that he would take advantage. [Half a lie. He does care about Rapunzel. Not so much anyone else.]

Yeah. Words don't work. But neither does much else with this guy.

Look...what I mean is, how? What do you think you can do to him to make him listen? How is a mob going to help you do that?

Oh, that. I was thinking more ah [Burning at the stake, lashing him to a boulder and dropping it in the water, having everyone eat a bite of his flesh....] justice. Trial, incarceration, you know, that sort of thing.

No!

No locking him up. Don't do that. Just, don't. He's not sane, and he was locked up when I arrived here. Locking him up won't help or make things better, or even keep him from getting back out.

He was locked up and someone let him out?

What a wonderful idea that was, truly.

What is your solution, then? That we ought to simply accept he can and will do horrible things to those who cannot defend themselves if and when he pleases?

No. He got out Locking him up is pointless.

I don't have one. That's why I'm questioning you and making sure you've thought this through, and to see if you have something we can work with.

I'm thirteen. The extent of my planning is what I have seen in Dracula movies. [Just the wryest tone.]

[A laugh.]

Good point. Well, good luck. Just no locking him up. I won't stand for that. And just know that you can't kill him. He's already dead.

He ought not to be locked up but the unicorns are? What a world, what a world.

The unicorns? In the zoo? They're not exactly locked up.... In that wide space? It's more like the zoo goes to another planet or something, rather than actually keep the animals locked up.

And it won't serve any purpose to lock Karl up, either.

They cannot leave and wander the streets, can they? A big pretty cage is a big pretty cage, still.

Perhaps mandatory psychiatric help for him, then.

Considering the people that live here? It might be safer for the unicorns.

Do you think that'd actually help?

No. But I imagine you would shrink if I said we could all take a bite out of him until he was no more.

Hardly. It just won't work.

Ten bucks we could all eat him and he'd still come back!

Aside from that, I don't want him gone.

Edited 2012-07-18 04:10 (UTC)

Then why do you not chaperone him?

I have a few times. I just can't keep tabs on him all the time.

Then I should hardly think you can advocate not locking him up if you are not willing to chaperone him constantly.

It's a bad idea.

And I can't. I'd have to live with him...and I have jobs, too! It's just not possible.

Find someone to babysit when you cannot.

Would you leave him alone if I did? Assuming he leaves you alone, that is? I can't fault someone for going after revenge on someone that fucks with them.

The only thing I want is for him not to come after myself or my friends. [Not true, but it would do for now.]

Then I'll do what I can. Just don't be stupid about it. No mobs.

Who're your friends?

Rapunzel. Mindy. Ah.

...It is a short list at the moment.

I know both of those girls, though! I wouldn't want anything happening to them, either.

See? And you know Karl would do things to them. Terrible things.

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