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[doeswhathewants]

[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.

I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.

Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.

[Private to Karl]

Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.

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[indecent_butterfly]

[Oh little thief, most already know all of this.]

He is what he is. And you should beware riling up others, you're own sins are not so small either, even if you are.

[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[tangledintower]

Are you all right? Did you two have...er...another run in?

[She's super pissed off at Karl, so yeah, she's all for keeping an eye on him.]

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[worldofourown]

Hm. You threatened harm upon my Queen and her children. You lied to one of my friends. You were unpleasant and presumptuous.

...No. No hard feelings at all~

[ Liesssss. ]

[doeswhathewants]

I should think most would pay more attention to someone actively committing sins rather than someone who might or might not in the future.

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[doeswhathewants]

[Somehow he does not think it will be that easy.]

As though you have not lied. And no harm came, either way. That ought to count for something.

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[beyourarmy]

A mob? Seriously? You can't handle your own shit?

Whatever. He kind of brought this on himself, but what are you hoping to accomplish with this, anyway?

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[doeswhathewants]

...I might have threatened to do terrible things to himself and his female friends during the curse. [And now he can be reasonably sure that the only person he might be able to hide behind is Sif if Karl comes after him.]

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[tangledintower]

...Ah.

[That...is not good.]

...Well, I'm gonna need more than a frying pan if he tries to do something...

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[worldofourown]

[ He's never one to make it easy. ]

I'm sure it does.

[ Such a bright smile. ]

So. Loki. Tell me about that? How long have you been an evil Norse God in a baby's body?

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[doeswhathewants]

I suppose I could yell at him. But that did not work out so well the first time. [Just the driest tone ever. Oh no, this timing and message is purposeful as he's fairly certain he's lost anyone capable of helping him.]

Only that he does not harm another. There are so many truly nice people here that he would take advantage. [Half a lie. He does care about Rapunzel. Not so much anyone else.]

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[doeswhathewants]

[The faintest curling up of the corner of his mouth.]

Now who is making assumptions.

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[beyourarmy]

Yeah. Words don't work. But neither does much else with this guy.

Look...what I mean is, how? What do you think you can do to him to make him listen? How is a mob going to help you do that?

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[doeswhathewants]

Does his kind of vampire have to be invited into a living space? Everything I know about vampires I learned from the movies and apparently does not apply to him.

[indecent_butterfly]

A large portion of the City are sinners in one form or another. Will you go after all of them? Lies, murder, adultery...the list is endless.

And there is a large citizenship that is not human. Would you have those that are up in arms and xenophobic?

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[tangledintower]

...I'm not sure. We're gonna have to do more research. I think a library trip may be in order?

I don't know anything about vampires, really.

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[doeswhathewants]

Oh, that. I was thinking more ah [Burning at the stake, lashing him to a boulder and dropping it in the water, having everyone eat a bite of his flesh....] justice. Trial, incarceration, you know, that sort of thing.

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[worldofourown]

Why assume when I saw more than enough?

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[doeswhathewants]

Does anyone else here hail from his world?

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[doeswhathewants]

You said yourself, what you saw was a curse.

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[tangledintower]

Besides his girlfriend? I don't know...but there are other vampires here, so maybe we could ask one of them.

Well, one of the not crazy ones.

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[beyourarmy]

No!

No locking him up. Don't do that. Just, don't. He's not sane, and he was locked up when I arrived here. Locking him up won't help or make things better, or even keep him from getting back out.

[doeswhathewants]

Only those that try to lure the unsuspecting away for an unwilling bite to drink. [And by the unsuspecting he means himself and those he likes.]

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[worldofourown]

Yet the fact that you already use magic - and weigh an embarrassing amount - rather confirmed my suspicions.

[ You aren't the only 'reincarnation' of a higher being he knows. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

He was locked up and someone let him out?

What a wonderful idea that was, truly.

What is your solution, then? That we ought to simply accept he can and will do horrible things to those who cannot defend themselves if and when he pleases?

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[doeswhathewants]

That does not excuse your behavior.