Loki (
doeswhathewants) wrote in
poly_chromatic2012-07-17 10:29 pm
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[Filtered from Karl and Diva]
[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.
I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.
Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.
[Private to Karl]
Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.
[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.
I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.
Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.
[Private to Karl]
Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.

private;
Very well.
I'll ignore him - even if his neck out to be wrung and his tongue sliced to pretty pink ribbons. [ A pause. ] I cannot, however, say the same for my Queen. He's been impertinent to her before. And she doesn't hesitate to confront.
[ Hopefully he can keep her entertained until this rubbish settles down. ]
private;
Worry about that another day. For now, verify no one is setting your house on fire with her in it.
private;
[ Being a Chiropteran has its perks. ]
I'll leave the matter of the little trickster to you.
private;
If it works.
private;
But certainly. If it works, we shall.
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If it works not, then One will no longer worry over what happens to your head, but will have other things in mind.
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[ Ugh. Serrure. The little idiot had idea what he'd sparked. ]