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Loki ([personal profile] doeswhathewants) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-07-17 10:29 pm
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[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.

I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.

Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.

[Private to Karl]

Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.
eiremagic: (Eden - distracted from work)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Doubt it'll be for long now.
eiremagic: (Eden - duuur?)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
No one's invincible. Not vampires, especially.
eiremagic: (Eden - are you for real?)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm dating a reformed one. Someone'll straighten him out. In this place there's always someone stronger.
eiremagic: (Eden - soft wonder)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm dating an ex-vampire. He's human now.
eiremagic: (Eden - auditions for saw)

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[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not letting him bite me boyfriend.

....but I might be willing to let him bite me.
eiremagic: (Eden - darkened profile)

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[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Because I know how to make the cure in me blood.
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[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
No, I've a cure for vampirism and it's in Frankie's blood.

I can mimic it if I need to. Dunno it if would work on him or just make him fucking sick as shite, though.
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[personal profile] eiremagic 2012-07-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oy, boyo, no need to make fun of me accent.

I'll think it over.