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[Filtered from Karl and Diva]

[Video opens with Serrure seated at a table, phone propped up to film, hands folded on the table top]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled network surfing for a Serrure Public Service Announcement. There is a wolf in wolf's clothing in our midsts, a vampire named Karl with an unquenchable thirst for human blood and a rather unsurprising lack of morals in sating his thirst.

I believe, based on my own experience with him, that he approaches potential victims through private messages- thus keeping others from intervening in his game. Then, lures them down to the Underground or some other place where potential witnesses and aide are lacking. And then, he mauls them like a rabid dog. I know this first hand.

Some might urge police intervention. I urge a mob. With pitchforks. And torches. As a proper mob should have.

[Private to Karl]

Ah... so, no hard feelings about threatening to rip your teeth out and make a necklace, yes? The point is, I could have and did not. Thus we ought to be even. Yes? Yes.