015 :: Audio

[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

Text Addendum 2
This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

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[hulkbusted]

You have an interesting definition of nice.

[That might actually be even more sad than his own justification for wanting to leave, which he isn't going to say aloud..]

[hexappeal]

So, what's bad about it? Other than the curses and not having the option to leave? I mean, it's interesting and lively!

[Gently pries that out of him... :3a]

I just think I'd miss Greece and Peru and Nepal and England and Brazil and good old San Francisco.

[hulkbusted]

You aren't allowed to exclude the curses and zoo aspect. I can find interesting and lively in a shark tank, that doesn't mean I want to live there.

And nothing I do here is going to have any meaning once I'm gone. Another Bruce Banner will come who's a little different than I am from a universe just slightly different from my own. Being good here means even less than it means at home.

Whether you choose to be here or not is moot, but at least you're interesting and lively, I guess.

[hexappeal]

But I wouldn't call this place a shark tank, either. That's a little excessive. You have all your limbs, don't you? [And because this is getting a little too serious--] --all the important ones, at least?

[Alas, it is foiled by continued conversation of the same nature.] So? Being good? Who said you had to "be good," anyway? Just be yourself. Although I will certainly frown if you're acting like a dick. It doesn't matter what it means. It's how it makes you feel, how it makes the people around you that you consider important feel.

Gee, thanks. I'm flattered.

[hulkbusted]

I have all the requisite appendages today, but that's no guarantee for tomorrow in this place.

[Forgive him. He tries not to be dour.] I said I had to be good. I make the choice, and how I feel, no, we don't go by how I feel. That's a bad idea. Kind of the worst idea.

I don't think you need much flattery. You might like it, but need? I always thought you were a woman who knew her worth.

[hexappeal]

Don't be like that. I'd rather not spend what presumably little time I've got here arguing about feelings and morality.

[A beat. She looks away, just long enough to hid a flicker of something in her eyes.] People can be surprising.

[hulkbusted]

Zatanna. [Be nice, Bruce.] I'm sorry. There are some people and... things here that have me kind of on edge.

[hexappeal]

And there aren't people and things like that back home?

[hulkbusted]

The things, not so much, the people - person in particular - yeah, he's back home. That's why he has me on edge, I know what he's capable of.

[hexappeal]

And you can't do something about it?

[hulkbusted]

The thing or the person? I'm not sure I want to do anything about the thing other than stay far away from it. The person is probably not going to stand around running his mouth to get slammed in the floor this time, and I like to avoid violence anyway.

[hexappeal]

I suspect I've not much time here. Want me to teach 'em a lesson? [How sweet.]

[hulkbusted]

I wouldn't say no. I probably should, but I wouldn't.

[hexappeal]

It would be rude to discourage a gift I've spent a whole minute and a half contemplating giving you.

[hulkbusted]

I try not to be rude to beautiful women. [He pays attention, Z.]

[hexappeal]

Careful, Casanova. You're treading in deep waters.

[hulkbusted]

I can tread water for a little while.

[hexappeal]

Yeah, yeah. And then conveniently I'm not going anywhere and you have to get yourself some scuba gear.

[hulkbusted]

I'll probably need help picking the right gear in that case.

[hexappeal]

I'm just making sure you understand what you're getting yourself into.

[hulkbusted]

I can say with complete confidence that I do not.

[hexappeal]

Then I think that I'm going to leave it up in the air.

[hulkbusted]

Now that's just mean, especially if you're gone at the end of the weekend.

[hexappeal]

Hey, you're the one that started all this! Beside that, I'm not sure you'd be able to keep that pretty little head of yours screwed on straight, were I to tell you what I thought you were suggesting. Considering you're so naive you haven't figured it out on your own. Some scientist...

[hulkbusted]

Naive? [Well, he's certainly figured it out now. Maybe.] Are you collecting scientists across realities?