poly_chromatic | 015

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

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This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

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This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.

[ooc: Bring it on.]

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I once dated a guy who was seven feet tall, weighed about four hundred pounds, and smelled like brimstone. He was blue. Maybe I'm just used to weird things.

So, does this mean you want me to strike that guy? I could. Consider me your fairy godmother for the weekend. Your fairy beat-'em-up mother.

[Only seven feet?]

Strike? I'm guessing you don't mean give him a good dueling slap in the face.

[He got taller and slightly more handsome over the years, okay!!]

I was thinking I might start off with that. Keep the aces in my sleeves, so to speak.

I'd pay to see that. I'd sell it on pay-per-view.

It was an offer, but if you're going to throw money at me, I'll take it.

I don't have any greenbacks for you to take with you when you go.

Mighty convenient, if you ask me...

The reds and oranges in my pocket aren't going to do you a lot of good, but if you insist.

Assuming it even comes back with me. Save your money. Allow there to be some chivalry in my beating up some guy I don't know.

If nothing else I don't feel bad in saying that he had it coming.

Alright! Set up a showdown for me! [She says like they're middle-schoolers.]

Now I have to get him to meet you by the fountain too?

Hey, I don't even know the guy's name! I'm sorry if asking you to hook me up is too difficult for your delicate sensibilities, honey. Just make sure you have dinner on the table by the time I get back. [She basically is calling him a pansy.]

His name's Loki. You're looking for the one with the bug hat, not the kid or the father/mother of my daughter. [Yeah? Bring it on.]

Loki? Eh, Norse gods. Piece of cake. It's the Greeks you have to worry about. [Zeus is pretty cool with her, though. Chummy, even.] But ah. [Unsures??? Maybe be a bit more specific because what the hell is going on here....,.,.,....]

The pregnant pause is for the reference to my daughter, right? Curse thing. It's very... weird to explain.

There's also the whole "mother/father" thing. That was more the thing I meant. But I have time, I think.

He's male most of the time, but wasn't male when she was born. It's gets complicated. [Freakin' trickster gods.]

What.

Are you really asking for a full blow-by-blow? I was really hoping "City curse" would cover it.

I don't know! You don't just say "oh, by the way, blah blah blah, it's nothing!" over that sort of thing, you know!

Shapeshifter. Does that cover it? He was a she and stayed a she while she was pregnant and now she's a he again.

It's okay! I don't judge! I mean, I have a pretty messed up sex life sometimes, too!

Are you someone's daddy?

I'm no one's anything, B.

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