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[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

Text Addendum 2
This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

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[fuckyeahloki]

Oh but there are so many people here I look forward to seeing.

[hulkbusted]

Start with me.

[fuckyeahloki]

I shall see you last. There are so many others I intend to visit with first.

Perhaps even make the acquaintance of that child you've taken in. I do so enjoy how open everything on this network is, don't you?

[pimphandoftheking]

Curse is such a delightful word. Based on the general response this is a negative.

[hulkbusted]

Not happening, and you aren't getting a rise out of me. I know you're just a short-term infection.

[hulkbusted]

It's a mixed bag. The jackass who just responded to me makes it a curse, but there are other people here temporarily who make it a positive.

[fuckyeahloki]

Is that so? Then I shall spread the plague and enjoy the results.

Never say I did not warn you.

[hulkbusted]

Admit it, you're just bitter about being flattened by the beast you thought would be your tool.

I can see where that would chafe a guy.

[fuckyeahloki]

I underestimated you and yours.

A mistake I'll not make again.

[pimphandoftheking]

And this is a typical ritual of your land. Typical enough to predict.

[Not a question just an assessment. Bother.]

Well. There is enough free spirits offered. I suppose I can endure longer. Why not take up a cup and do the same until it is over?

[hulkbusted]

You won't have time to manage anything involved here.

It's okay, you'll make different ones.

[hulkbusted]

It isn't my land, but other than that, yeah.

If you're just here for the weekend you might as well enjoy it, but thanks, I don't drink.

[fuckyeahloki]

My thanks for the warning.

I'll go for quick and dirty instead.

[pimphandoftheking]

Then you're your own traveler. What land are you from?

What misery prevents you from a bit of wine?

[hulkbusted]

Thanks for the warning, I added one of my own to my post.

[hulkbusted]

Most people here aren't natives. I'm from the U.S. in the year 2012.

I can be kind of an angry drunk. It's best to avoid it.

[pimphandoftheking]

I see.

[Except no, not really. In fact not at all. None of this information means anything.]

I take residence at King's Landing.

[Nevermind the year.]

You condolences. There are other pleasures far sweeter than anything in a bottle you must partaken in besides.

[hulkbusted]

[It's okay, Tyrion, Bruce doesn't get anything out of King's Landing, either.]

You'll be back there in no time. As for other pleasures, I have other responsibilities, but thanks for your concern.

[pimphandoftheking]

[Damn these brainish types.]

A little reprieve is welcome. I'm learning to appreciate it.

[But seriously though, the real issue at hand.]

Are you a priest?

[hulkbusted]

No. It's a long story, but take my word for it, I'm better off staying straitlaced.

[pimphandoftheking]

Not even sweet meats?

[Uh oh. Now this is a game. Oops. Sorry Bruce. :( ]

[hulkbusted]

You mean like candied ham?

[You're no Tony Stark... yet.]

[pimphandoftheking]

No, not candied ham. Though now I wonder if that is also within your acceptable indulgences.

[What a very odd man you are, ser.]

I mean sweet meats like comfits.

[hulkbusted]

Yes.

[You don't know the half of it.]

Candies? Yes, I like sweets. Sometimes I even go wild and have ice cream for breakfast.

[pimphandoftheking]

Peacock?

[He's not a priest though? He must be a eunuch or something. Tyrion is trying to work it out and will never guess. May as well keep the game going.]

Sweets meaning cakes and pastries as well.