015 :: Audio

[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

Text Addendum 2
This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

Comments

[hexappeal]

Don't be. [It's easier being unattached.]

[hulkbusted]

[No it isn't.]

I'll pretend.

[hexappeal]

[It's easier to be deluded, then. It means no one gets hurt.]

Like I said, don't. I'll be out of your hair soon enough. I'll turn back into a pumpkin and you can go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[hulkbusted]

[And she's lecturing him?]

You'll be the shapeliest pumpkin in the patch.

[hexappeal]

[She didn't say that she wasn't a hypocrite.]

What more could a pumpkin ask for?

[hulkbusted]

Fishnets and a top hat?

[hexappeal]

I'm barely recognizable without them. You'd walk right past me and not even know it.

[hulkbusted]

I doubt that very much unless you're using magic.

[hexappeal]

You might be surprised. [At how awful she can dress when left to picking out clothing herself. Oh, half the time it's perfectly fine and cute. But the other half. Oh, the other half...]

[hulkbusted]

I've seen you in sweats.

[hexappeal]

I have a box full of Lennon glasses.

[hulkbusted]

And when I get my inner green monster on I tear out of my clothes. If I'm lucky, I get to keep my pants.

[hexappeal]

Sometimes I tear off my clothes, too. [It was too good to resist.] But that's neither here nor there.

[hulkbusted]

As sartorial choices go, it probably works better for you.

[hexappeal]

Probably.

...hey.

[hulkbusted]

What?

[hexappeal]

Thanks for keeping me company.

[hulkbusted]

Any time you drop back in, look me up.

[hexappeal]

Careful. I might take that literally.